Ravenclaw: Yeah, I Have This Test Tomorrow, But Why Study If You Can Just Spend 13 Hours Learning How

The marvelous mrs maisel's ending

Did they really have to squash those two together after that perfect closure summer dance where they both agreed it was time to dance with other people? Why, writers, why?

Boston and Ray are parallels of each other as the rich and broken children of men who don't see them for who they are and who crave something they cannot get and so will fight desperately for what they think they can have whether that be sex or love or merely attention.

Nick and Sand are parallels of each other in what happens when they fall in love with the wrong person at the right time, who fell for the person with the most power to hurt them because the one they love is broken in a way that merely being loved cannot fix.

Top and Mew are... not parallels to anyone because they are opposites of each other and running alongside each other but in different directions, rushing to different ends but tied together against their goals.

The Sims 2 Castaway stories is the best Sims game and I'm not taking any criticism

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

Emma Stone must be a witch

Because she'd bewitched me

Me every Tuesday

hahahahahahaha I am having an identity crisis! who am I??? Do I like art?? Am I a writer??? Shall I learn a new language??? Dye my hair blue? Or pink? Or brown??? I don’t know because I hate everything and have no creative inspiration ARGHHHHHH

You can do that in your teens too

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

That thought at 3 am like "Maybe I don't need sleep... Maybe I could just drink three cups of coffee... And tomorrow I'll be able to fall asleep at ten pm... What a plan, gal" Totally Ravenclaw

I spat out my drink when I read the Richard one 

TSH characters as The Onion headlines:

BUNNY:

RICHARD:

CAMILLA:

CHARLES:

FRANCIS:

HENRY:

Ravenclaw: School, I can feel it, closing in on me like a coffin

3 hours ago

Ravenclaw: SCHOOL SUPPLIES! I LOVE SCHOOL SUPPLIES