Every Day I Think About That Post Where Someone Read Good Omens Multiple Times Thinking “ineffable”

Is stealing still a crime if you only have one banana in your cart and the queue is unfairly long?

- A tired and hungry Ravenclaw at the cash register

Daniel Sloss is fucking majestic

A little comparison...

Platonic hand kiss:

Not-remotely-platonic hand kiss:

The Sims 2 Castaway stories is the best Sims game and I'm not taking any criticism

I am so fucking sensitive whenever I see something disturbing in the feed I gasp loudly and drop my phone

Okay let me say what we're all thinking

The new tumblr update looks rubbish but the new shade of blue is amazing

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

I don't expect anybody to reply really, but let it be on my blog just in case

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

Neil Gaiman: Well I’m not going to have the show follow the romantic route with Aziraphale and Crowley’s relationship. It’s okay if you ship them, but it’s just not what the show is going to do.

Micheal Sheen, David Tenant, the DP, and the score composer: Are you sure about that.

Excuse me, if they don't put every single innuendo Jesper makes at Wylan in the show, i might just start to throw hands...

iconic moments that Must end up in the show:

“i. should. let. you. die”

jogs the liver

“i’m right here, father” (”has he been taking lessons from nina?” “maybe he’s a natural”)

“have a long trip down”

jesper’s oil presentation

kaz + puppies

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