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I'll never love any man more than I love Daniel Sloss and his incredible comedy and intelligence

Seriously, I can't stress this enough - go and fucking watch his latest show (and previous ones).

I've already had this fanfic-y sort of relationship where we both had had crushes on each other for a long time before we confessed our feelings but in hindsight that relationship was hollow as shit. It was all about the aesthetic of loving someone instead of actually knowing and loving your partner for what they are. It didn't help that it was an online relationship, too. So I both want and do not want to experience a romcom-like relationship again, because even though it's fun at first, reality always kicks in eventually. It's like recording a video of popping a christmas cracker and making it look all fancy and pretty, but then still having to sweep up the confetti afterwards

All the romantic dramas I've watched in the past month have poisoned my brain and deluded me into thinking that I too have a chance at a genuine romantic relationship full of angst but also comfort and mutual pining which is as far from reality as possible and I am not okay

the heart killers; fadelstyle / obligatory 'it's rotten work.' edit with a twist

You know my blog doesn’t have a theme I get interested in random fandoms and post whatever shit comes to my mind

And I am very sorry guys

“There’s a way of both not giving a fuck about what people think, but giving a fuck about PEOPLE.”

— Taliesin Jaffe / Talks Machina for Critical Role C2E26: Found & Lost

Forgot I had a Tumblr again

here’s a video

reblog if you want to take a bath in Hozier’s voice

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and think to yourself: Jk Rowling really fucked up in the fourth book with the whole S. P. E. W. thing didn't she?

Like what did she even mean? It seams that all the characters in the book find Hermione's activism annoying and unnecessary,and we're never given another take on it, so we're supposed to think that it is in fact "sjw bullshit" and something to laugh at. And the argument all those characters use against what she stands for is that elves are supposed to be slaves and that they are actually happy to serve wizards, which sounds soooo sick, and nobody actually gives an argument against that?

And I know this part of the book can be served as a satire of the society's attitude towards activism but what it turns out to be in the end is mockery of said activism. The way the author decided to portray it is soo shallow and mean, like when Hermione "forced" elves to be free and made this fuss about her SPEW club...

Like hey JK, wtf did you want to say exactly??

Damn I can't wait

You decide to check out that kinn porsche show after spotting the gifs on your dash and four months later you’re knee deep in Gay Bangkok Bridge, Stairs of Death, lays and seaweed crisps product placement, architecture and engineering as the only two options in university, wet towel on head is the best medicine, rhapsodising over fan service, head pats and little hoop earrings in the left ear…

if i had a gay little son i would put him in itty bitty tailored suits and raise him to be evil