“There’s A Way Of Both Not Giving A Fuck About What People Think, But Giving A Fuck About PEOPLE.”

I'm sorry but what is the actual fuck with those sliding ads? Tumblr are you fucking nuts?

P. S. YES, there is a duck in a dress and a gun on my dashboard, nothing to see here

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

Bl shows and alcohol.

Looking for someone to run away and scream at the ocean with anyone interested

Seriously Max and Eleven have more chemistry than my school (and it specialises in science)

I absolutely love their bond and I ship them so much

Oh, I have to pass my exams and decide what to do with my life you say?No, I would rather daydream that I'm in Canada going to film school with my imaginary boyfriend who respects me

I feel like this is writers straight up talking to us shippers

All the romantic dramas I've watched in the past month have poisoned my brain and deluded me into thinking that I too have a chance at a genuine romantic relationship full of angst but also comfort and mutual pining which is as far from reality as possible and I am not okay

Oh, noooo

I made a "Which Nancy Drew Culprit are you?" Quiz as a way of procrastinating, enjoy !

when you're a time traveler but you had to travel back to the present because the doctors were shit back then

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."