Seriously Max And Eleven Have More Chemistry Than My School (and It Specialises In Science)

That bilingual feeling when someone asks you point-blank to translate a word you’ve heard about a thousand times and you suddenly forget every possible equivalent to said word (and also lose the ability to produce any coherent utterance as a whole)

Okay but let's be honest

The only time I was on the Dursleys' side was at the beginning of the Goblet of Fire just because the Weasleys did not just decide to show up at the muggles' house IN THEIR FIREPLACE but they also BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP and were like: "Hi there very nice to meet you let me mutilate YOUR SON in addition to what has already happened well goodbye farewell kisses and etc."

Imagine being as xenophobic as the Dursleys and this happening to you. Won't you kind of be convinced in your bigotry? Because the FREAKING WIZARDS came with an EXPLOSIOn ruined your LIVING ROOM and also YOUR SON.

Let's forget our love for the Weasleys and our hate for the Dursleys and see who has the power of reason here.

P. S. And then this man starts pacing back and forth in your BLASTED living room and begins to talk to you about PLUGS

Marry Poppins Crowley am I right?

When Aziraphale was talking about inhabiting Crowley's body and that they would probably explode I was like

Ooooooh too many details guys. You do what you do in your bedroom, don't need to hear it

Do you have that thing like when you're mentally not in a good place you watch sitcoms and shows all the time even if you're not invested in the plot or the characters because it's the only thing that grounds you but at the same time when you stop and get out of your room it gets even scarier to be yourself

You can't just claim you're ravenclaw without the experience of waking up at 4am in the morning in cold sweat and deciding to binge all HP books and movies to write an article on how the HP movies suck

Crowley constantly saving Aziraphale's ass and Aziraphale always being afraid that Hell will do something to Crowley if they find out about their pact

It's pure love guys

I am not ready for anyone's opinions honestly, but I just have to say this: as someone who has an alcoholic sibling, there is only so much you can do to stop an addict.

I mean, the friend group is shitty. I don't see the love or loyalty one expects from a friend group. Frankly, I don't think any of them have ever taken Ray's addiction seriously, but we do not know if they ever tried to help.

At some point you become exhausted. At some point, you realize the person you care about will not quit if they don't want to.

And Ray does have agency. He did not have to bring drugs to the party. His dellusions explain his behavior but do not justify it.

I'm very angry with Ray this week I'm sorry. This show is hitting too close to home

ive graduated from watching thai bl to watching korean and taiwanese bl which means no more softcore porn and more fluff and screaming over a closed lips kiss

Excuse me, if they don't put every single innuendo Jesper makes at Wylan in the show, i might just start to throw hands...

iconic moments that Must end up in the show:

“i. should. let. you. die”

jogs the liver

“i’m right here, father” (”has he been taking lessons from nina?” “maybe he’s a natural”)

“have a long trip down”

jesper’s oil presentation

kaz + puppies

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