That Bilingual Feeling When Someone Asks You Point-blank To Translate A Word You’ve Heard About A Thousand

And I would like to apologize to all of my friends who don’t watch The Magicians who have to put up with my constant ranting about this show. I’m sorry. It’s not going to stop.

Parks and rec intro gives off The Sims build mode vibe am I right?

Guys we finally got what we wanted and we're not talking about it enough

I'm seeing people talk about dream female Only Friends cast and now I cannot stop thinking about my perfect Ray and Sand: Pat Chayanit and Fah Yongwaree.

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I just know Pat can do both Ray's annoying, rich boy vibes and also all the emotional nuance and depth.

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And I'm picturing Fah in a look similar to Jean from The Warp Effect, I think she would make a perfect Sand.

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We already know they work well together and have a nice chemistry.

And I know they can also pull off the heartwrenching and emotional scenes.

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if i had a gay little son i would put him in itty bitty tailored suits and raise him to be evil

what's gonna fill the judge from hell shaped hole in my heart ???

first friday without the judge from hell

Remember when Marina and the Diamonds said : "I wish I wasn't such a narcissist

I wish I didn't really kiss the mirror when I’m on my own

Oh God, I’m gonna die alone

Adolescence didn’t make sense

A little loss of innocence

The ugly years of being a fool

Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?"

Yeah... I felt that. Really wish I were a teen idle

Today is the day of me asking for a realistic non-native English speaker

I wanna see a bilingual person that doesn't have to search for words and has a great vocabulary but, however, still has to ask for a defenition of a certain word they didn't quite understand in someone's speech from time to time.

Non-native speakers (and native speakers as well) can't know all the words in the language, and non-natives usually have a smaller receptive vocabulary than a native speaker.

I am Mew and Mew is me

Seriously, the guy:

1. Doesn't want a one-night stand because he knows he'll fall hard

2. Apologises to the guy he didn't hook up with because you know he got his hopes up and all

3. Brings said guy to a bookshop the next day and talks about his love for reading

4. Is extremely cute and wears glasses

Gmmtv I am gonna sue you for identity theft because what is this

Oh, look, it’s Henry Winter.

I've already had this fanfic-y sort of relationship where we both had had crushes on each other for a long time before we confessed our feelings but in hindsight that relationship was hollow as shit. It was all about the aesthetic of loving someone instead of actually knowing and loving your partner for what they are. It didn't help that it was an online relationship, too. So I both want and do not want to experience a romcom-like relationship again, because even though it's fun at first, reality always kicks in eventually. It's like recording a video of popping a christmas cracker and making it look all fancy and pretty, but then still having to sweep up the confetti afterwards

All the romantic dramas I've watched in the past month have poisoned my brain and deluded me into thinking that I too have a chance at a genuine romantic relationship full of angst but also comfort and mutual pining which is as far from reality as possible and I am not okay