When You're A Time Traveler But You Had To Travel Back To The Present Because The Doctors Were Shit Back

Listen, but like Only Friends is wild because of how much it's established in just a single episode.

Mew is a virgin, Boston is dickmatized by Top, Ray is a poor little meow meow slowly baiting Sand into spite-fucking him, Sand needs a nap, Top is the Brian Kinney of this universe, Mew is a more strategically gifted Justin Taylor, Nick's a man of action, Cheum just wants to dance, and Drake is just out here gettin' some D from Boston, because, ladies and gentlemen, we are finally in that kind of show.

Ain't no yaoi or yuri here folks. They're here, they're queer, and they know how to get it. Especially Nick, like where's the number to the garage that'll get me that kind of bodywork?

Also I don't know whose idea the 90's glossy whore aesthetic was, but bless them.

If it was possible to make love to a paragraph, this would be the one

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language? scratch that. why did I choose to seek refuge in a language of another instead of training my tongue to bear the heaviness of my own?

Matthias and Nina's relationship dynamic in Six of Crows can be summed up in these lyrics:

Well, tell me do you hate me

Or do you wanna date me?

It's kinda hard to tell

'Cause your eyes are looking crazy

- Saint Motel, "Van Horn"

The most Ravenclaw thing I have ever done is spending the whole night studing a subject that my friend casually brought up in the conversation because I wanted to prove that the point he had made was wrong. And when I finished digging and was confirmed that I was right, I was too tired to actually prove it to my friend and just forgot about the whole thing.

This is what I saw on my way home from school. I don't know why but this makes me so happy.

And here goes my annual La La Land rewatch

Shut the fuck up, birds!

-A Ravenclaw at 4 am, watching buzzfeed vids

Do you ever fall in love with someone get really hurt get your heart broken then turn off your ability to fall for somebody so you won't get hurt anymore then some person shows interest in you and you start texting and then they reply later then usually and you start stressing out even though you don't have a crush on them and you hate yourself even more?

CAUSE IT SURE HAPPENED TO ME

myasiantv.ac we gotta talk

Where the fuck is my new The Judge from Hell episode

I can't believe people with a disney+ subscription can watch it and not me

Damn you capitalism

I wish I'd started picking up hobbies before my social anxiety started because now I can't even learn to ride a bike or rollerscate because I MIGHT FALL OVER IN PUBLIC AND DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT