Listening To Hozier Too Much Lately And Thinking About How Much I Want This Wild Energy And Passion To

one day im watching a yt short of two thai actors jerking each other off against a bathroom mirror and the next day im learning thai and looking for student exchange opportunities in bangkok 

What I do most of the time when I go on tumblr

Bonus

Iconic

Queen Christina (1933)

“The movie Queen Christina was based on the life of a real Swedish Monarch and lesbian. Hollywood changed the story, but traces of the truth seem to linger.” - From The Celluloid Closet (1995)

You know what. We need a bisexual guy coming out story but where he had thought he was gay before he fell in love with a girl. Like we don't get these kind of stories okay

Do you ever fall in love with someone get really hurt get your heart broken then turn off your ability to fall for somebody so you won't get hurt anymore then some person shows interest in you and you start texting and then they reply later then usually and you start stressing out even though you don't have a crush on them and you hate yourself even more?

CAUSE IT SURE HAPPENED TO ME

Don't mind me, I'm just going to blithely watch Parks and Rec to avoid the blatant lack of functionality in parts of real life

Her:stalks me on social media, friends me, likes my every single photo and the oldest posts, texts me first, and opens her private insta

Me: is she gay though

Second string? Ray these kisses were NOT the same.

Sorry, right number

Is how I'm gonna reply to anyone who picks up the phone when I call them and then immediately hang up