Being A Queer Female And Having Short Fingers Is Like A Curse I CANNOT FUCKING WIN

Don't mind me, I'm just going to blithely watch Parks and Rec to avoid the blatant lack of functionality in parts of real life

The magicians season finale

Q is dead and so am I

Oh, Francis, my precious baby, you deserved better

"Rainy Winter Days"

RAINY

WINTER

MY RUSSIAN ASS

P.s.: I know that the climate is different everywhere, it's just that I drown in fucking snow every october

Hey, am I the only one who doesn’t like the night mode IN THE NIGHT. I just get blinded by the fucking w h i t e text on the b l a c k backround it isn't natural come on guys

Ray is like "Oh yeah my boyfriend is still in love with his ex" after watching Sand go into complete autopilot and giving the most dead fish kiss to Boeing

Like bro he kissed you right after that and it was like he was deprived of oxygen and you were his oxygen mask

Matthias and Nina's relationship dynamic in Six of Crows can be summed up in these lyrics:

Well, tell me do you hate me

Or do you wanna date me?

It's kinda hard to tell

'Cause your eyes are looking crazy

- Saint Motel, "Van Horn"

“There’s a way of both not giving a fuck about what people think, but giving a fuck about PEOPLE.”

— Taliesin Jaffe / Talks Machina for Critical Role C2E26: Found & Lost

reblog if you want to take a bath in Hozier’s voice