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If you're like me (a minor who has zero to no money and also doesn't live in America or Europe), you can help by watching this video (and other ones that weren't taken down) or educating yourself!

There is no excuse for racism. There is no excuse for police brutality. There is no excuse for the system to be so unfair.

Use your voice even if you don’t have a big following/audience, sign petitions, go protest, donate if you can, support black-owned business! Don’t be silent!!!

Entering your Productive™ phase for exactly 24 minutes a day, if you miss it, you're screwed

Adding 3848037 new books to your list, never finishing any

Getting interested in something and then dropping it 2 hours later

Trying to organize a study group with your friends but your meetings turn into heated discussions about the futility of getting a degree

Putting off your hw to the next morning on the condition that you wake up earlier - you never do

Modern chaotic academia things:

(think dark academia minus the grace)

Coffee and cigarettes for breakfast

That hazy, grey sky, empty city feeling you only get when you're unwilling awake at 5:30 am

Being pulled aside by your teacher cos the last paper assignment you handed in smelt of weed

TEA AND COFFEE STAINS EVERYWHERE

Hurriedly doing your homework/coursework that's due in 30 minutes on the train to school

Experimenting with strange sleep patterns to see if it helps you study

Spending more time taking dark academia aesthetic photos than actually working on said academia

It is impossible to work without a podcast or lofi hip hop in the background

Or without listening to the accompaniment music to your favourite musical theatre songs

Buying and stockpiling ultra sour/spicy food to keep you awake

Being able to locate your nearest bizzaar shop with frightening accuracy and making after-school trips there

Believing more in your good luck charms and crystals than your actual ability for exams

W H I S K E Y

Memorising strange Latin phrases solely because they sound thought provoking when translated

Hyperfocusing on work at 1 am

Commuting around the city with either electronic or rock music BLARING in your headphones but listening to quiet podcasts when you're alone in your room

Blowing off your studies to go out with friends but taking a book because you feel guilty

An OBSESSION with succulents

Please stop buying succulents

Trying to rock the 'office chic blouse/dress shirt with black tie' look but it ends up looking so crumpled you ressemble an actual office worker at the end of their shift

Changing the settings on your phone to try and immerse yourself in your new language, failing spectacularly and having no idea how to change it back

The above but when your keyboard settings start glitching and your texts are punctuated by nonsense from another languらたの、

Every book you own has creased pages, most of which are your doing

Going on midnight walks to clear your mind but you're instead worried you're gonna get stabbed on said walk

Memeing with teachers to the point your relationship with them feels awkward and skewed

You are the mother of at least 50 smaller school children and you know about all their problems

And my favourite:

Procrastinating by learning how to elegantly draw a curve in calculus instead of doing your calculus homework

Feel free to continue the list - I'll come back and add more if I think of any new ones.

When your gay uncle is homophobic

Have just seen Q's funeral

Oh my fucking god that hurts

Beastars is just sexy zootopia right?

The sponsor of my emotional breakdown

JUST WHEN I START WATCHING MERLIN NETFLIX ANNOUNCES IT'S TAKING IT DOWN

I ONLY JUST GOT HERE WTF

Seriously Max and Eleven have more chemistry than my school (and it specialises in science)

I absolutely love their bond and I ship them so much

"We're not on the same page because we have different books"

- A Ravenclaw being thoughtful

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!