Today Is The Day

I wish my life were a quick and aesthetically pleasing montage to a cool soundtrack

Like I want to live in a feel-good Hollywood movie not a fucking indie

Her:stalks me on social media, friends me, likes my every single photo and the oldest posts, texts me first, and opens her private insta

Me: is she gay though

Uther: You show him [Arthur] the most extraordinary loyalty

Merlin: That is my job, sire

Uther: Beyond the line of duty

Merlin: Well, you could say there's a bond between us.

Uther, looking at him knowingly: I'm glad. Look after him

ARTHUR'S FATHER SAID GAY RIGHTS

the heart killers; fadelstyle / obligatory 'it's rotten work.' edit with a twist

All those times I fucked up saying my fast-food order come to haunt me at night

The Sims 2 Castaway stories is the best Sims game and I'm not taking any criticism

Okay let me say what we're all thinking

The new tumblr update looks rubbish but the new shade of blue is amazing

There is nothing a person could give me that would be more romantic and intimate

than a fucking tartan thermos with holy water in it

I finished Stranger things 3 and I have no eyes now. I cried them the fuck out