There Is Nothing A Person Could Give Me That Would Be More Romantic And Intimate

What if we unexpectedly kissed on the stage while performing King Lear before I confessed to the crime you'd committed and went to jail comparing our story to Romeo and Juliette?... Jk.. Unless?..

That moment when Aziraphale said he would never talk to Crowley again if he didn't do something

I felt like it was more Aziraphale being afraid he could actually never talk to him if the Devil came than him threatning Crowley. And also the fact that Crowley immediately tried to prevent Satan from coming after that "threat" is just heartwarming.

Oh god did JK Rowling R E A L L Y create a fictional race of slaves that actually liked being slaves and - oh my- took it as a personal attack when you tried to tell them about the unfairness of the situation?

Good god.

I can't believe how dumb I am

I have literally just got the name of the ship WolfStar. I was always wondering why the fuck it isn't Sirimus or some shit. But then

I got it

Remus is a wereWOLF

Sirius is a constellation (STAR)

I'm dumb

I love how the whole Stranger things fandom unanimously agreed that Alexei deserved better

How many times do you actually have to tell your female friend that she is incredibly beautiful and that she is a little sunshine so she would take a hint you have a crush on her?

Crowley constantly saving Aziraphale's ass and Aziraphale always being afraid that Hell will do something to Crowley if they find out about their pact

It's pure love guys

I relate to this with every fiber of my body

“SCHOOL. This is the prison for the innocent. This is fresh-faced 5-year-olds being abandoned by their parents. This is 12 years of your life you can never get back. This is the kid having a panic attack in the toilets. This is being the kid having a panic attack in the toilets. This is the teachers ignoring the bullies. This is the teachers BEING the bullies. This is popping pills because grades are more important than mental health. This is waking up every weekday morning wishing you never did. This is back pain from overstuffed backpacks and headaches from stress and tired eyes from lack of rest and the sigh of relief when the bell rings until it all starts again the next day. This is being taught how to multiply x and y but not being taught how to do our taxes. This is being told about Henry VIII’s wives but not being told about the environmental destruction threatening our lives. This is being educated about safe sex but not about consent. This is the sexist dress codes. This is being force-fed information no longer relevant to the world we live in and this is being treated like a child but expected to act like adults when it’s convenient. This is older people saying ‘kids our age’ are lazy and rebellious and unambitious when what we really are is DESPERATE. Desperate to survive, desperate to escape. This is us; the generation who has had to learn how to survive by the skin of our teeth and yes this is a poem but it is not poetic, it is fucking devastating.”

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kinnporsche really said "this slick evil mafia boss is going to fall in love with the weirdest most cringefail country boy imaginable and their sex WILL be problematic and extremely kinky" and then they just Did That

Matthias and Nina's relationship dynamic in Six of Crows can be summed up in these lyrics:

Well, tell me do you hate me

Or do you wanna date me?

It's kinda hard to tell

'Cause your eyes are looking crazy

- Saint Motel, "Van Horn"