Saw This Post And Immediately Knew I Had To Make It Ford

I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

@universe-4162

Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.

Was not prepared to laugh as hard and as suddenly as I did when I caught this on my feed

Yeah guys! Time to continue working on my Galacta drawings while I eat this hamburger (bun only) my grandma gave me :D

Probably your Morpho Knight. Definitely not my Morpho tho. Bro is a full blown interdimensional, insectoid cosmic-horror at this point

Who would make the best pet? Meta, Dark Meta, Galacta, or Morpho?

I agree with him on this. I legit made a “Godzilla had a stroke reading this” meme the moment I saw the boss name appear.

He can't fucking spell

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

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Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

One of my first blorbos. No, I think my boy here is my very first blorbo that I gave a story to. To most everyone here, meet Morningstar for the very actual first time. I’ve never had enough faith in my artistic ability but I was finally able to bring him to life thanks to a paid commission to @lostsoulau-ask who was kind enough to work with me on this project. In-depth loreigins are something I do intend to post, albeit separately, but the gist of this blorbo is he is the leader of an oc race that had lost the primordial struggle between the evolving squid and octopus based on the nautilus cephalopod. They retreated back to the sea and, as time passed, were forced from their home and had to seek refuge in the sewers and abandoned tunnels of Kamabo Co’s deep sea metro. With the divergence of their evolution, they still evolved a human form, but without any adaptation to ink instead of water. Once again, huge shout out to @lostsoulau-ask for letting me see my son

I dunno. If I end up pulling, I can’t promise I won’t try to pull a maneuver like this:

Heck, I’ll probably try this too:

Will you allow yourself to be subjected to Meta's cringe?

Will you allow yourself to be subjected to Meta's cringe?