One Of My Professors Keeps Telling Me That You Cannot Get Through Contemporary American Life Without

dont ask the bible thumpers on the corner if they are god fearing catholics, they dont like that

i asked what she wanted out of this and she said “i dont know” then she asked me and i said “i dont know”. thank god #winning

after not wearing this sweater for 2 months because of my new green one i am now just realizing how floppy she is.

how many times do y’all think aragorn has had head lice

only person in the Vatican museum today who knew that Laka’s presence was there….

the need for glasses grows ever apparent :/

i know quite a few people who would benefit from something akin to this

Every month or so my mom tells me of a relative i have never heard of. yesterday I learned about this guy, an apparently wealthy man who divorced his wife of 25 years because he realized he was gay, who now lives in the Arizona desert. apparently he does not like wearing shoes. his glasses kinda eat tho

feeling terrified of emotional intimacy rn

when i do work i sometimes listen to dock wood creaking, waves, bug and bird ambience and pretend i am sitting on a beach somewhere living a simple yet piratical life