Latest Posts by billfordthefunniestship - Page 3
"Bill is a true gentleman!"
NEVERMIND DO NOT TRUST HIS CRAZY ASS😨😨
“Different” - based off the “Better World” page in Journal 3 (Fiddauthor)
the two types of billford content
On today's edition of "the outline is 100x funnier than the final fic will ever hope to be"
ok, can someone please explain wtf is happening with billford like wtf is that and why ppl do believe it's a cute ship what????? 😭😭 like isn't bill a TRIANGLE like wtf
so glad that gravity falls is back so we can finally discuss how ford sees himself as the protagonist of every story while stan can’t see himself as anything but the antagonist
belly of the beast
anyways i need everyone who shamed me back into the shadows in the 2016-2018 era for liking the billford dynamic to say sorry now, k thanks <3<3
it's hot billford summer now
"but he's literally just a triangle" "I cant ship him with a triangle" the challenge is part of the fun! Can you or can you not commit to the bit. Make Bill Cipher do something wretchedly mood-killingly in-character in the middle of your toxic yaoi ship fic, and then make them not even hesitate to continue mashing their faces together. Have Ford wax poetic about the goddamn top hat. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who worships the mr peanut triangle like a god. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who is terrified out of their mind of the mr peanut triangle. The contrast between Bill's personality and the way Ford feels about him is an endlessly entertaining juxtaposition, if you dare to sincerely explore it!
He's going through it 🙏🙏
Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
I love how Gravity Falls lurked like some sleeper cell in our collective subconscious until the stars aligned and we went from “that was a cool show” to flooding the feeds with Old Man Yaoi starring J.K Simmons and a triangle.
Holographic glitter fairy kitten sweater! Ford and Mabel needed way more screen time on the show. I like to think that Dipper is someone Ford can pass a legacy to, but Mabel is someone who taught Ford how to find joy. After a lifetime of using his talents to fuel his ambitions or survival, it would be so heartwarming to see him invent just to make his girly little niece smile.
something something your ex/enemy/situashionship knowing the dead language of your people
post-therapy billford shenanigans, the idea manifested itself in my brain and i drew it out in 20 minutes
tfw you realize the mortal you where planning on using and discarding, is a little unhinged actually, and matches your freak so you scrap that plan and start planning to rule the universe together
AKA bill realizes Ford "is just like him fr"
The page in The book of Bill that started this nonesense
commission info here
Transcript of text from the page of TBOB under the cut
Text reads: "Unfased, F has been making hot cocoa and welding rivets while playing christmas songs on the radio. (These songs make no sense. Why did Rudolph forgive his tormentors for their mockery of his facial deformity? He should have used his red-hot nose to burn his oppressor's workshop to the ground. A lesson to all!)"
no bc ford and bill's falling out is so silly to me because its like. ford's obsession with bill was the closest to "religious" that he's ever tread, and that kind of betrayal was earth shattering and hurt ford in a way he had NEVER been hurt before, causing him to completely mentally and emotionally unravel. meanwhile bill is like "can we talk 🥺" as if he hasn't been using ford for years, and when it became clear ford hated his ass bill got so drunk he forgot his mom was dead. what an INSANE dynamic to establish 8 years after the show ended.
has this been done yet
every time i see a post with Bill telling people to buy his book, it reminds me of the BDG “Buy My Bed” video. so i did this, as a way to celebrate finally getting my copy.
some more deleted scenes of them. "look who is back! my old partner!"
then bill just... holding ford in order to calm down damn pack it up buddy
also i know people talk a lot about obsession on bills part but ford was also obsessed OBSESSED alright
more of the doodles from the other day. the floodgates have been opened
from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness
old man wouldn’t survive a day in the internet
Gravity Falls lore is actually so crazy because we can assume that around when Stan was trying to chew his way out of the trunk of a car, Ford was in the midst of the most gut-wrenching, one-sided, cringe-fail situationship known to man.
i think too many people misinterpret what i mean when i say i ship billford. like no, i do not want them to be together happily eventually. i dont even want them to be together. the ship so goddamn toxic that there is only misery and old broken remnants of feelings and longing for something that couldve been but never will be. they will never be happy in each others lives and i want to keep it that way. dont get it twisted thinking im just shipping cute little yaoi and i want them to kiss in canon. no. this is something much deeper and intimate and painful. this aint my first Toxic Old Man Yaoi rodeo and it wont be my last. there is no happiness here.
based on @void-dude s comic because this version of their dynamic is making me claw at the walls
OH THEY ARE EXES EXES
BILL CIPHER GOES TO ZAXBYS AFTER BREAKUP?? (real not fake!!!)
