also daniel literally calling himself neurotic. they wrote that line in for ME
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
ROMEO AND JULIET (1968) — dir. Franco Zeffirelli
just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
“James is getting a bit frustrated shut up here, he tries not to show it but I can tell – also, Dumbledore’s still got his Invisibility Cloak, so no chance of little excursions. If you could visit, it would cheer him up so much.”
can you imagine lily finding the marauders map and trying to open it
mr. moony would like to ask lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose
mr. padfoot would like to tell lily not to put the map down because he’s quite looking forward to mr. prongs shitting his pants
mr. moony would like to tell mr. padfoot to stop saying shit
mr. wormtail would like to tell lily her hair looks nice today and also is mr. prongs doing okay?
mr. prongs is not doing okay
mr. padfoot would like to ask lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often
mr. prongs would like to say fuck you to mr. padfoot and would also like to ask lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named james potter
mr. moony would like to slam his head against a wall
mr. wormtail thinks perhaps lily should put this parchment down and walk away
mr. prongs does not want lily to put this down as he’s still waiting on an answer about the whole james potter thing
mr. padfoot is having the time of his life
mr. padfoot would also like to say that this james fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. at least, that’s mr. padfoot’s impression
mr. prongs would like to tell mr. padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP
mr. moony apologizes to lily
mr. prongs would like to say that james potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and mr. prongs has heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend
mr. padfoot thinks mr. prongs is good at being subtle
mr. prongs thinks mr. padfoot should stick his head up his ass
and lily’s like “what the fuck”
Laurie, about Amy: I asked God to make me a better man. He sent me my wife.
studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday
He said fiercely, though the effort of standing upright was draining him of still more color and he swayed slightly as he spoke. HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN | 1999