You Go To College And No One Wants To Play Warrior Cats Anymore. Bitch We Need To Take Back Sunningrocks.

Grannyfucker if you will

Not saying grandmotherfucker is straight up ageism

Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

Still babygirl to me.

Pov: you piss off Mr. Compress (or whatever)

We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times

he's so real

me when im trying 2 fight off my hand washing compulsions