Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.
It's been a while!
I watched the new episode of MHA and decided to be delusional and pretend this is what happened instead.
Loved the part where they all went home unharmed and ate cold Soba together
"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
i've learnt that i can become homesick for people too
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
power of the stars
i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married
I just saw the movie and I'm gonna make this silly little guy my entire personality for the next month :DDD
i would be the perfect girlfriend please give me one chance