I Just Want To Bite Him. And Cut Him. And Use His Blood In My Baking So That I’ll Have A Lil Piece

Ya’ll

I’m making a luisa x gn reader smut and holy shit it is so hard. I hardly know her, I’m making it for my friend, but I am trying to think about how she would act, how she would feel and its haard. I’ve been high and drunk and high again for the past two days how am I supposed to think about anything today? I already had an important meeting today and got that figured out. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"he's evil" no he's not. he's just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he's still just my funky lil man. "he's killed people" okay, and?? he's just quirky that's all. but he's also got great style, and i think he'd give really good hugs :)

I have decided to ignore all etiquette on this app and this app only. All other social media is behind me this is the only one I actually post on anyways.

**This decision was brought to you by: Accidentally finding porn while scrolling through hashtags!! Hashtags- you never know what you'll find**

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

Sometimes I still think of my ex. Not my recent one tho he was an asshole but of the guy I broke things off with bc I was getting nervous about being intimate with another person and asking him to wait until we can meet each other in person. I didn't know how long he would have to wait and I thought it was too much to ask. I wish him well but at the same time I wonder if he ever thinks about me as I think about him. I want him to miss me but I am too cowardly to text him after all It's been months and he must have moved on. I know he still looks at my posts online but I doubt he does it on purpose and is just clicking through feeds.

every time i make a tlb au where the boys survive and it stretches on into more recent years i live in blissful ignorance where i pretend that the video store would still be open today so lucy can own it after they kill max

✞ 666 ✞

Y'ALL I jus went to a fucking hardcore show in my local area for the first time and it was so much fun!! I had a blast and I plan on going to more bc there's a band that played first that night and I actually got to talk to one of the guitarists. They were so cool :D I look forward to seein them at their next show

There Are Only Two Reasons I have a facebook. So that I can Spread as much false personal information as possibly within the lines of "some of it could happen but also some of this is straight up bs so idk whats real anymore". And to gain points on my otome games.