I Am So Completely Taken By Venetia, I Think She Is Everything. She Went Through So Much And I Feel Like

the harkonnen heir? oh no you misheard me. i am concerned with the harkonnen HAIR. as in where the fuck is it

Geta Headcanons

Geta always has a plan. In fact, he usually has two, three, four plans in the back of his mind. His brain is never not working; he’s always watching, always anticipating his and everyone else’s next move. He’s got it all down, he knows every exit in every room in the palace, he always has his back to the wall, he wears his sturdiest rings just in case he has to lash out. He’s thin, lanky even, but he figures he’s been on the receiving end of enough punches from his father to know how to land one himself.

Every blink, every flick of a finger, every word that comes out just a little bit off, he notices it. He sees how people watch him, but he watches them right back, and he sees it all. Things maybe they don’t even realize they’re doing. But Geta sees it, analyzes it, his mind spinning with reasons for why. Why do the senators fiddle with their robes when he is speaking? Why does Lucilla pause slightly before she answers his questions? Why does Tegula’s lip twitch whenever Geta adjusts his laurels? He’s got a million answers for each question, and not one of those answers makes him feel any better.

Geta doesn’t sleep well. He never has. He has trouble falling asleep and then staying asleep. As an adult, he grinds his teeth so badly he’s had one removed at the back of his mouth. As a child, he’d stare at Caracalla, passed out and snoring, completely oblivious to the world around him. Geta envied him for it. He still does.

Caracalla. It’s not entirely Caracalla’s fault he’s ill, Geta knows that. Geta isn’t even sure Caracalla knows he’s ill most of the time. Geta pities him as much as he loves him. If he thinks about it too much, he feels his throat seizes up and he has to close his eyes. He hasn’t cried in a long time.

Geta layers on the cuffs, stacks his rings, slathers his face with make up. Geta does not always like being himself. The thicker the eye shadow, the more elaborate his robes, the more 'Emperor' he looks, the less he sees himself and the less others can see him too, he thinks. He hopes. He doesn’t always feel that way, not when he is standing in the middle of a room, playing his part, and then something or someone goes off script and he’s left naked and exposed, a fool.

When that happens, Geta broods. He paces, he fiddles with those same rings he layered on for protection. He replays the moments over and over and over and over and over in his head, he can’t stop himself. His stomach burns and he’s found himself on the ground a few times, curled up and sweating, blinking back hot tears and swallowing bile. He’s pulled out hair before, he’s made himself bleed with his own fingernails, and so now he cuts them short.

killjoys dashboard simulator

0 notes

🎸 destroyasleftasscheek Follow

hey does anyone know what the fuck is up with that dr death defying dude. i swear that guy is either psychic or a spy how the fuck does he report on shit so fast

🪻 kaleidoscopeeyez Follow

he's the reincarnation of cecil palmer

🎸 destroyasleftasscheek Follow

who the fuck is cecil palmer

🎸 destroyasleftasscheek Follow

wgat the fuck is a podcast

53 notes

🪦 generationnothing Follow

does bli seriously have an account on here. girl this is the killjoy website

#delete later

1 note

💉 idrinkbatteryacid Follow

🍭 candycosmos Follow

👾 coloradosunrisedotmp3 Follow

where's my "the fab four are fucking posers" option

🧟 unkillablez Follow

WHERE'S MY OPTION FOR THE FUCKING GIRL. also why am i losing

💉 idrinkbatteryacid Follow

FUN GHOUL?!

#you have a tumblr account???? #what the fuck hi #sorry you're losing man the people are thirsty for the venom sibs #i voted jet idk what they're on about

1.6k notes

👠 nightshadesdefender Follow

i feel like the only two pieces of pre-war media that fully survived to the modern day being yo gabba gabba and homestuck has given us an extremely distorted view of what life was like back then

👠 nightshadesdefender Follow

imagine if they were minimalists

945 notes

💥 themadgearandmissilekid Follow

hey do you guys know anywhere in zone six we can hold a show tomorrow night? vanny's burned down

💊 thisaintaparty Follow

i didn't do it

💥 themadgearandmissilekid Follow

i'm never selling you a single ticket ever again

54 notes

👻 tryingnottothinkabtit Follow

aye can i get uh......... actual fucking food

💫 unnaturaldisaster Follow

power pup?

💫 unnaturaldisaster Follow

you want power pup?

💫 unnaturaldisaster Follow

you want fucking power pup?

👻 tryingnottothinkabtit Follow

ingredience

5.3k notes

🙂 betterlivingindustries Follow

This is the official account of Better Living Industries™.

Have a Better Day!™

💊 thisaintaparty Follow

K

👻 tryingnottothinkabtit Follow

U

👠 nightshadesdefender Follow

N

🍭 candycosmos Follow

G

🪻 kaleidoscopeeyez Follow

P

🎸 destroyasleftasscheek Follow

O

🏳️‍⚧️ truetranssoulrebel Follow

W

💫 unnaturaldisaster Follow

P

🐍 goodluck Follow

E

🪦 generationnothing Follow

N

🔒 saintofpurgatory Follow

I

✨ jetstarr Follow

S

🧟 unkillablez Follow

6.4k notes

⚰️ salemruinseverything Follow

can anyone fucking hear me

Okay, if you're annoyed because your friend is trying to tidy up your room in the smallest possible way, wouldn't it be enough to say "c'mon, give it a rest" and not sound that upset? But the way Felix *explodes* at Oliver here and follows up with "You're driving me ..." shows that Felix is starting to feel ... something. Oliver is not only taking control of their physical space, he's taking up too much room in Felix's head. And Felix doesn't know how to handle it. He doesn't even know that he doesn't know.

This is a lovers' quarrel. This is the scene where Felix and Oliver truly became a couple.

are there any dune fans in the audience tonight (doodles of questionable quality under cut)

hello hellooo are you aware of the long long string of emails from patrick bateman to his therapist released to promote american psycho (2000). because you should be! and you should read them, they are fantastic!

pulling the laptop out. You're all getting super booped.

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—