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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
I don’t even know what to put here-
He’s a catboy, I don’t make the rules
What is it with ghouls and dick-grabbing...............
I just........ I just want to know
I am surprised nobody talks about this absolute banger of a song from Mary Goore.
New fans enjoy!
Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.
Jason: Neither do I, I'm terrible.
Bruce: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on.
Damian: Oh, okay.
[at the funeral]
Damian: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
Dick: How is everyone doing?
Jason: Well I’m breathing
Dick: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Jason: Well it’s better than Tim anyways
Tim: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you
Old Disney and Pixar movies be like: you have trauma because your parents are dead
New Disney and Pixar movies be like: you have trauma because of your parents