Im literally sick but dead gay wizards are for life dude
me, trying to establish a sleep schedule and go to bed earlier:
dead gay wizards: not in this life
Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest
I love Apollo and Meg’s platonic relationship. <3
After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.
To the point other cabins get jealous.
They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.
Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? “THATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIM”
Kayla fixes her bow? “SHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!”
Austin plays one single note? “IMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!”
Oh you think Nico is safe from this?
That’s Apollo’s future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.
Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? “LOOK AT HIM GO! HE’S GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HE’S SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!”
Meg isn’t safe either.
Meg puts her shoes on? “GO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZING”
In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.
McGonagall: Mr. Lupin, please step outside. It’s hard to keep teaching while you’re talking to mr. Black.
~5 minutes later~
McGonagall: Enough! If you don’t stop disrupting my class right now, you can go stand outside!
Sirius, suddenly happy: With Remus?
Im honestly just realising this is kinda true
absolutely crying over how percy associates girls moving around in groups to WOLVES TRAVELING IN PACKS
Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭
snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur
lily: aww that’s so sad
lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift
how do people ship jasper. oh my god. theyre both gay its so obvious
You know you’ve won when someone is going to write your idea in a fanfic 🤭
come one, come all, it’s happening again lol (the daily drinking is starting to scare me)
oh to being a “we can have fun anyway without alcohol” girl in a world of “let’s get drunk every night of our trip” girls :(
James Potter kinnies 🤝 acts of service as a love language 🫶