Im Honestly Just Realising This Is Kinda True

When I’m mad at you I’ll give you the silent treatment as long as you don’t apologise, and I’ll full on dead stare you right in the eyes.

I also have certain days where I hate physical contact, and some days I need it. But only from people that I like, otherwise never.

Did I mention I’m a regulus kinnie?

I care fucking much about how I look, and I take hours to let my hair look it’s absolute best. Black nail polish is also the loml, and if I could (parents 😭) I’d wear eyeliner everyday.

Do you know I’m a Sirius kinnie?

I have a really weird relationship with my parents, who are very strict, and I want to please them but also not give a fuck. I’m also very very gay.

Well, you know the black brothers.. kin.

I DM MYSELF SHIT FROM MY SPAM ACCOUNT TO PRETEND I'M THE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD;

HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A PANDORA KINNIE

I TELL MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM ATLEAST 20 TIMES A DAY AND I BUY MY ENGLISH TEACHER FLOWERS;

I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE I'M A JAMES KINNIE

I LAUGH WHEN LITTLE KIDS FALL, AND I CRACK THE SPINE OF MY BOOKS, I ALSO PUT AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN MY TEA;

YOU GUESSED IT I AM INDEED A REMUS KINNIE

@nothingtoseeherebyeexx U NEXT XI

LMAO NOT ME SPEAKING LIKE THIS AND NOW READING IT AND REALISING IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD EW

This is legit how I break down literature for my students.

Woah.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

I love Apollo and Meg’s platonic relationship. <3

After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.

To the point other cabins get jealous.

They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.

Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? “THATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIM”

Kayla fixes her bow? “SHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!”

Austin plays one single note? “IMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!”

Oh you think Nico is safe from this?

That’s Apollo’s future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.

Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? “LOOK AT HIM GO! HE’S GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HE’S SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!”

Meg isn’t safe either.

Meg puts her shoes on? “GO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZING”

In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.

Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭

snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur

lily: aww that’s so sad

lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift

You know you’ve won when someone is going to write your idea in a fanfic 🤭

STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING

Same Percy same

14yo Percy: I think I’m bi for Annabeth

Grover: ???

i have a whole movie in my head but i can’t for fucks sake write it down

Never forgotten but...never finished.