Woah.
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Yes we need mental help indeed š
Hereās some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
I love Apollo and Megās platonic relationship. <3
After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.
To the point other cabins get jealous.
They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.
Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? āTHATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIMā
Kayla fixes her bow? āSHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!ā
Austin plays one single note? āIMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!ā
Oh you think Nico is safe from this?
Thatās Apolloās future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.
Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? āLOOK AT HIM GO! HEāS GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HEāS SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!ā
Meg isnāt safe either.
Meg puts her shoes on? āGO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZINGā
In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.
Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts š¤
snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur
lily: aww thatās so sad
lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift
Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest
āsaid you were gonna grow up, and you were gonna come find meā ā peter by taylor swift
regulus and sirius ššššš my babies theyāre so angsty šššš
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This made me cry but in a good way, art.
Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood ā the way you coped with your trauma.
Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. Itās spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.
Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. Itās blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because thereās no other way to survive. Itās knowing thereās no space for you in this world unless youāre willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.
Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore theyād never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. Itās children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. Itās matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesnāt tremble.
Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. Itās knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. Itās tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. Itās knowing life isnāt fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.
I think the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom is the only one where we can make gay characters date a girl without being homophobic
RIP Sirius Black you would've loved Totally Spies.
When Iām mad at you Iāll give you the silent treatment as long as you donāt apologise, and Iāll full on dead stare you right in the eyes.
I also have certain days where I hate physical contact, and some days I need it. But only from people that I like, otherwise never.
Did I mention Iām a regulus kinnie?
I care fucking much about how I look, and I take hours to let my hair look itās absolute best. Black nail polish is also the loml, and if I could (parents š) Iād wear eyeliner everyday.
Do you know Iām a Sirius kinnie?
I have a really weird relationship with my parents, who are very strict, and I want to please them but also not give a fuck. Iām also very very gay.
Well, you know the black brothers.. kin.
I DM MYSELF SHIT FROM MY SPAM ACCOUNT TO PRETEND I'M THE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD;
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A PANDORA KINNIE
I TELL MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM ATLEAST 20 TIMES A DAY AND I BUY MY ENGLISH TEACHER FLOWERS;
I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE I'M A JAMES KINNIE
I LAUGH WHEN LITTLE KIDS FALL, AND I CRACK THE SPINE OF MY BOOKS, I ALSO PUT AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN MY TEA;
YOU GUESSED IT I AM INDEED A REMUS KINNIE
@nothingtoseeherebyeexx U NEXT XI