Woah.

Woah.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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2 years ago

Yes we need mental help indeed 😭

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help


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2 years ago

I love Apollo and Meg’s platonic relationship. <3

After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.

To the point other cabins get jealous.

They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.

Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? ā€œTHATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIMā€

Kayla fixes her bow? ā€œSHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!ā€

Austin plays one single note? ā€œIMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!ā€

Oh you think Nico is safe from this?

That’s Apollo’s future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.

Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? ā€œLOOK AT HIM GO! HE’S GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HE’S SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!ā€

Meg isn’t safe either.

Meg puts her shoes on? ā€œGO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZINGā€

In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.


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2 years ago

Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭

snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur

lily: aww that’s so sad

lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift

1 week ago

Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest


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10 months ago

ā€œsaid you were gonna grow up, and you were gonna come find meā€ — peter by taylor swift

regulus and sirius 😭😭😭😭😭 my babies they’re so angsty 😭😭😭😭


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8 months ago

Hi 🌟,

I hope you’re doing well. We’ve raised very little so far to support me and my family during these challenging times due to the conflict in Gaza. We’re still working to reach our goal and would greatly appreciate your help. šŸ™

If you can’t donate, could you please share or reblog my pinned post? Your support in spreading the word would mean a lot to us. šŸ’Ŗ

Pinned post: https://www.tumblr.com/ahmedharara/757031731268386816/weve-been-able-to-raise-only-120-so-far?source=share

Donation link: https://gofund.me/f751a38a

Thank you so much for your kindness and support! ā¤ļø

i fear i can’t support but i can definitely repost :)


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2 years ago

This made me cry but in a good way, art.

Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood — the way you coped with your trauma.

Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. It’s spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.

Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. It’s blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because there’s no other way to survive. It’s knowing there’s no space for you in this world unless you’re willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.

Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore they’d never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. It’s children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. It’s matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesn’t tremble.

Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. It’s knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. It’s tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. It’s knowing life isn’t fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.


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2 years ago

I think the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom is the only one where we can make gay characters date a girl without being homophobic


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2 years ago

When I’m mad at you I’ll give you the silent treatment as long as you don’t apologise, and I’ll full on dead stare you right in the eyes.

I also have certain days where I hate physical contact, and some days I need it. But only from people that I like, otherwise never.

Did I mention I’m a regulus kinnie?

I care fucking much about how I look, and I take hours to let my hair look it’s absolute best. Black nail polish is also the loml, and if I could (parents 😭) I’d wear eyeliner everyday.

Do you know I’m a Sirius kinnie?

I have a really weird relationship with my parents, who are very strict, and I want to please them but also not give a fuck. I’m also very very gay.

Well, you know the black brothers.. kin.

I DM MYSELF SHIT FROM MY SPAM ACCOUNT TO PRETEND I'M THE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD;

HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A PANDORA KINNIE

I TELL MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM ATLEAST 20 TIMES A DAY AND I BUY MY ENGLISH TEACHER FLOWERS;

I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE I'M A JAMES KINNIE

I LAUGH WHEN LITTLE KIDS FALL, AND I CRACK THE SPINE OF MY BOOKS, I ALSO PUT AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN MY TEA;

YOU GUESSED IT I AM INDEED A REMUS KINNIE

@nothingtoseeherebyeexx U NEXT XI


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