RIP Sirius Black You Would've Loved Totally Spies.

I mean, weren’t they the gay awakening of us all?

I just know that Percy and Annabeth caused so many people to have their gay awakening like we already know about Nico and Piper but I bet if you asked any camper about their first crush it would be one of them, they really are The Bi Power Couple

Im literally sick but dead gay wizards are for life dude

me, trying to establish a sleep schedule and go to bed earlier:

dead gay wizards: not in this life

Let's be honest, what did Chiron really think? "Okay, so we secured the whole camp with magical borders, the demigods won't use phones bc they attract monsters, so we did everything we can so that they don't stand out. And oh yeah, I had another great idea. Let's make the shirts bright orange!"

Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭

snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur

lily: aww that’s so sad

lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift

Marauders but make it my life

James: Wow Padfoot don’t you think Moony looks amazing today?

Sirius: Euhm sure?

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Sirius: Pete do you think James likes Moony???

Peter, shaking: Sirius it’s 7am-

Yes we need mental help indeed 😭

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

Same Percy same

14yo Percy: I think I’m bi for Annabeth

Grover: ???

Regulus “you don’t have to be perfect, no one is” Black

and

James “you’re perfect to me” Potter

klance :(((((