Marauders But Make It My Life

oh to being a “we can have fun anyway without alcohol” girl in a world of “let’s get drunk every night of our trip” girls :(

Im literally sick but dead gay wizards are for life dude

me, trying to establish a sleep schedule and go to bed earlier:

dead gay wizards: not in this life

“said you were gonna grow up, and you were gonna come find me” — peter by taylor swift

regulus and sirius 😭😭😭😭😭 my babies they’re so angsty 😭😭😭😭

I love Apollo and Meg’s platonic relationship. <3

After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.

To the point other cabins get jealous.

They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.

Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? “THATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIM”

Kayla fixes her bow? “SHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!”

Austin plays one single note? “IMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!”

Oh you think Nico is safe from this?

That’s Apollo’s future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.

Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? “LOOK AT HIM GO! HE’S GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HE’S SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!”

Meg isn’t safe either.

Meg puts her shoes on? “GO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZING”

In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.

Marauders but make it my life

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin, please step outside. It’s hard to keep teaching while you’re talking to mr. Black.

~5 minutes later~

McGonagall: Enough! If you don’t stop disrupting my class right now, you can go stand outside!

Sirius, suddenly happy: With Remus?

I CANT 😭😍🤚

HELP

Let's be honest, what did Chiron really think? "Okay, so we secured the whole camp with magical borders, the demigods won't use phones bc they attract monsters, so we did everything we can so that they don't stand out. And oh yeah, I had another great idea. Let's make the shirts bright orange!"

James Potter kinnies 🤝 acts of service as a love language 🫶

Woah.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Yes we need mental help indeed 😭

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help