Yes we need mental help indeed ðŸ˜
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
This made me cry but in a good way, art.
Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood — the way you coped with your trauma.
Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. It’s spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.
Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. It’s blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because there’s no other way to survive. It’s knowing there’s no space for you in this world unless you’re willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.
Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore they’d never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. It’s children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. It’s matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesn’t tremble.
Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. It’s knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. It’s tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. It’s knowing life isn’t fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.
guys i actually wrote an essay about this scene and why it’s 100% not platonic
THESE WERE NOT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LOOKS. DREAMWORKS, YOU POOPYHEADS.
how do people ship jasper. oh my god. theyre both gay its so obvious
James: Wow Padfoot don’t you think Moony looks amazing today?
Sirius: Euhm sure?
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Sirius: Pete do you think James likes Moony???
Peter, shaking: Sirius it’s 7am-
Bitches be like "man I'm tired, I think I need to head to bed early" but really they're going to go lay in bed and read hoardes of fanfiction like the little gremlin they are
It's me, I'm Bitches
i have a whole movie in my head but i can’t for fucks sake write it down
Never forgotten but...never finished.
My fandoms reunited ðŸ¤
HOLY SHIT I WA SCROLLING THROUGH THE NICO DI ANGELO TAG AND HAD A REVELATION:
The Black Brothers (Sirius and Regulus) ARE FUCKING DI ANGELO SIBLING(Nico and Bianca) VARIANTS HOLY SHIT l-
Like the older siblings who runs away(kinda) and the ''abandoned" younger siblings who wants them back
I mean, weren’t they the gay awakening of us all?
I just know that Percy and Annabeth caused so many people to have their gay awakening like we already know about Nico and Piper but I bet if you asked any camper about their first crush it would be one of them, they really are The Bi Power Couple
Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest
I think the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom is the only one where we can make gay characters date a girl without being homophobic