Me When I Play Crusader Kings 2... Speaking To My Vassals.

Me when I Play Crusader kings 2... speaking to my Vassals.

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bluesamurai2000

3 years ago

TBF, I am a cynical adult, and my dad was in the army. We both love Muppets.

Given that building a puppet theater increases stress relief by 10 for everyone it’s like….

A bunch of cynical battle weary grown-ass adults…. that all fucking love puppet shows….

The heir finds it extremely baffling.

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bluesamurai2000

2 months ago

fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night

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bluesamurai2000

3 months ago

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bluesamurai2000

1 year ago

🛰️there’s gonna be a huge thing pedojacketing people who made Fanart of the unknown when everyone starts figuring out the person who played the Unknown in Willy wonka Glasgow was 16. Which is really not the issue that people should focus on, I just know they’re gonna focus on it. The real issue is that was felicia.wish’s first acting job and they straight up did not get paid?? Idk if the actors got paid yet

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bluesamurai2000

4 months ago

baby marcille is very cute.

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bluesamurai2000

7 months ago

Forever ago I saw what honeybee eggs look up (look 'em up, they look like silly little rice grains), I imagined them being swung around on account of that shape (I'm sorry), which inspired this goofy comic concept. Now I finally did it, and I'm happy with it personally! Hopefully you lot like it as well, I'm happy to have doodled more.

A drawing featuring characters from Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling. On the left are a collection of hexagon-shaped cells with honeybee eggs in them, in the center is Queen Bianca, who is surrounded by younger, child versions of other honeybees from the same game: on the left is a taller bee, representing Vilma, while on the right include a bee representing Jaune and a smaller one with messy fluff and zigzagged antennae representing Claire. In Bianca's left arm is a younger version of Vi. Jaune, Claire, and especially have blank looks on their face whilst Vilma is buzzing lightly in the air excitedly. Bianca has a calm, happy look on her face as she moves her right arm towards the eggs. Above Bianca is text representing her saying "You see these long, bean-shaped eggs, girls? You all came from ones just like those!

A drawing of Queen Bianca looking down at Vi with a worried expression, a thought bubble to the right coming from Vi. The thought bubble depicts a silly-looking Vi smiling and holding up a honeybee egg like it's a sword or, as she says, a baseball bat. Above Bianca and Vi are text representing them both speaking, Vi's dialogue on the left and Bianca's dialogue on the right, and the text in general numbered from 1 to 4 to denote the order it should be read in. The text reads "I wanna swing it!" from Vi, "What?" from Bianca, "Like a baseball bat!" from Vi, and "Violet, no." From Bianca.

A drawing of Queen Bianca and Vi being met with Claire (the small honeybee with zigzagged antennae from the first drawing) jumping up and yelling to them. Bianca looks surprised, her antennae pointing straight up, while Vi looks very happy. Above Claire is text depicting her saying "Baseball bat!"

A drawing of Queen Bianca, Vi, Jaune, Vilma, and Claire the honeybees from Bug Fables. In the center is Bianca silently looking down with a somewhat unhappy or perplexed expression, while the other bees are around her (or in her arms in Vi's case) chanting happily. Above them all is text denoting them chanting "Baseball bat!" repeatedly.

And a bonus first attempt at Vi's silly little dream. I drew these with my left (not dominant) hand, because I thought that'd look funny, but I found it genuinely super hard to draw so I decided against it. They're still goofy, though, I felt, so you get to see them anyway.

A pair of scribbly, sloppy drawings depicting what appear to be Vi from Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling. The left drawing features Vi holding a long like a sword.

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bluesamurai2000

1 year ago

The reason there are no children in Morrowind

An Argonian Nerevarine is seen talking to a dunmer child who appears to be bandaged. She speaks up with a concerned look as Vakkah-lah says: "That was close. You okay there, kid?"

The dunmer child looks saddened as she averts her eyes and says: "Yes, I am... Thank you miss"

The child deflates as her expression holds a solemn stare, "But... I'm so sorry. You could've gotten hurt because of me..."

Vakkah-lah instantly exclaimed with surprise as she says: "What? No! Don't apologize! You were in danger! I couldn't just let you die."

The dunmer child looks up at Vakkah-lah as she stutters out: "But... but miss..."

The Nerevarine gives a reassuring smile as she explains to the child, "Listen. It's my job. I'm the good guy! I help whoever I can on the way. So if there's anything you ever need, I'm always happy to help!"

The child looks away once more as she utters: "Well, since you said so, can you do one more thing for me? Please?"

The Nerevarine softens her eyes as she says: "Of course. What is it, little girl?"

The dunmer child stares up with a disturbing expression. Smiling, she tells Vakkah-lah: "Would you come with me? The Sixth House is waiting for you, Lord Nerevar."

Vakkah-lah is seen mortified as she pauses her sentences.

Vakkah-lah kneels down to the dunmer child's level as she widens her eyes with a cautious face. "Child... where are your parents?"

The kid kept smiling as she began to unwrap her bandages from her eye, "The Sixth House is my Family. They took me in when no one wanted me. They gave me a gift. A home. They want you to join us too."

In the next panel, the bandages are seen on the floor below the child's feet.

The child is revealed to have corprus infecting the side of her bandaged face. She keeps speaking as she says, "After all... The world rejects you. You'll be happier with us. If you join us, then you won't suffer anymore. House Dagoth accepts you."

Vakkah-lah realizes the situation, getting back up as she mutters, "Corprus... Kid, come on. We really shouldn't be here. Let's just-"

However, she was interrupted by another voice as another child says, "Nerevar? Where are you going?"

The next panel reveals two children. One is an Ash Zombie Child, and another is a severely infected dunmer child with a gaping mouth and rotting skin. "You saved our sister. Why not stay? Father Dagoth would love to thank you for your kindness."

Vakkah-lah covers her mouth in horror as she starts thinking to herself, 'Oh my gods... He's inducting children too. All those missing posters... All those families. Tell me this isn't true.'

A new voice joins them as she turns around with pure fear, hearing the next child speak, "Yes, Lord Nerevar. Stay here with us. Father wants to reunite with you again."

The next panel reveals two more children. One is a Corprus Stalker child, and another is a dunmer child with three glowing red eyes and a sickly grin. "He misses you. He wants you to join us all. What's stopping you?"

Vakkah-lah's eyes widen as she shakes, starting down as the children continue to try to convince her to stay, "Come on Nerevar. Stay here with us. Don't leave us here."

Vakkah-lah wakes up as her eyes shoot awake. She was seen under the covers of the bed as her chin was resting on the pillow. She starts to think for herself as she pokes her head out,

' It was... just a dream... That's the last time I'm reading scary lore books at night...'

In the next panel, the Nerevarine's eyes shoot up in terror as she hears the voices of the dunmer girl she rescued earlier in her dream. She appears to be smiling down at her.

"You're finally awake, Lord Nerevar. We've finally found you"

The next panel reveals a row of children surrounding the Nerevarine in a circle. They all simultaneously speak up, "Come with us. Join the Sixth House."

Vakkah-lah tries to back up as they speak once more,
"You can't run from destiny. Come along now."

The last panel reveals Dagoth Ur behind Vakkah-lah. His mask was off with his face revealed to have three glowing red dots for eyes, as well as huge unhinged teeth. As his jaw opens, tendrils are seen lingering out of his mouth as he goes in, ready to reach for her. The children continue to speak as their last words finish with:

"Father is waiting for you."

I may have wanted to make something for Spooky Month.

I like to imagine that the children of Morrowind are there, but a bunch of them go missing and end up serving the Sixth House in one big dysfunctional family cult.

I'd honestly be terrified too if I had a child that ended up like this too.