Can we join the sailors in fucking that thing?
One of these days I'm going to add a town in a game somewhere that's all foggy and isolated and people are way too into sea life and there's lots of aquatic themed decorations and someone coyly talks about how there's a shadow over the town, and you can just immediately ask the weird deformed bartender if people are fucking crabs there.
No poking around in basements or spending finding weird little cairns and fish themed altars, just ask them outright if it's a crab fucking situation and stop beating around the bush.
Love how the tag implies he sucked Myer’s dick.
Happy Pride fr
okay I’m on this site all the time how the fuck did I just find out about the Portland Polycule Cult?
I thought we couldn’t show Tony Hawk’s Prostate on Tumblr anymore...
patrick matrick have you seen the flesh cowboy?
Is it a horror thing or has tumblr rotted the brains so hard that one forgot that Skin is considered flesh and its just a regular ass cowboy?
Uhhh
I mean your profile is literally Barbie
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please reblog for bigger sample size!!
My favorite episode of the podcast. I’ll never forget the sun plot where Hunter Reveals that his grandpa shot his hunting dog.
“There was a nagging feeling that something was off putting about the way he looked. It was like he had gotten a little longer overnight.”
[Image ID: An edited screenshot of Glinda the Good Witch from the 1939 Wizard Of Oz film. Her original dialogue has been changed from “Only bad witches are ugly” to “Only bad feminists are trans-exclusionary & sex-negative”]
-Jen, and Kira, after restoring the crystal ,1982
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