FF7 Rebirth Theories (that I Have And Like To Scream About)

Not only is today my first Tumblr anniversary, but I'm also at that specific age where I can legally drink and gamble!

Thank you all who interacted with me and liked my posts. Here's to a few more years of happiness!

Random Sonic headcanons because why not

Tails has a comic book collecting hobby, yet only Sonic knows about it. Sometimes, they like to make pillow forts together and read them at night, like a secret book club.

Speaking of book clubs, Amy is a very avid reader and has joined at least 5 book clubs in her lifetime

Knuckles doesn't know how to cook.

Metal Sonic is the same age as Sonic in Mobian years.

Eggman has absolutely no clue how to raise teenagers, especially if said teenager is a killer robot who had an emo phase and tried to take over the world once.

Infinite is known to howl like an actual jackal sometimes, but he only does this in private to spare the embarrassment

Infinite looks like a 20 year old but he's actually a teenager. That's because the Phantom Ruby made him act more mature

I meant to answer on the poll that I both have autism and ADHD but I accidentally answered for only having autism.

it's ok to make mistakes 🫂

here, have some silver as comfort food

Your Prime versions of Shadow are making me go feral about my own Prime versions of Infinite and how they will interact with Sonic, thanks for the inspiration (I have Infinite brainrot right now)

amen sister, infinite brainrot forever \m/

Please tell more about your metal sonic au!!

If you want the short version, it's basically "Metal Sonic pulls a Megamind after Sonic's death and takes his place as the new hero"

If you want the long version, then search though my "machina au" or "doppelgänger au" tags on my Tumblr. I will post more about it eventually!

Before we hit 4th of July...

Listen. I know our country is in shambles. Our culture has been torn apart. Our government is the enemy of the people. Our institutions are captured by ideologues. Our media and government have been lying to us since before any of us were born. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds. We have long since passed the point where others would have begun throwing tea in the harbor.

I am not proud of where our country is now. We are in decline. I fear for where we are headed.

Independence Day is not a celebration of our government or our leaders. It's also not a celebration of what our country is today. It's not even really a celebration of some long-gone glory days.

Independence Day is two things:

A reminder of what our country was intended to be, that we should not be complacent or satisfied with things as they are now.

A chance to be obnoxious and annoy non-Americans

So starting at about 11pm tonight I will continue my tradition of having scheduled posts publish every hour for the duration of Independence Day.

I don't want to hear all the edgy takes about how terrible our country is. I know. I'm aware. You're not being original. Being disillusioned doesn't make you cool. Just let me have this one day - and maybe let yourself have a little fun with being American.

Before Sephiroth joined Smash, I like to think that in the days leading up to him joining, Cloud keeps on having visions of him and seeing feathers everywhere. He doesn't know if he's hallucinating or if Sephiroth is actually astral projecting himself. Some of the smashers obviously noticed Cloud acting strange and thinking he has some kind of presence

The most damning evidence was when some monsters attacked the mansion, and some of the fighters were affected with miasma, all except for Cloud who was near the source of it yet didn't get infected by it. Peach concluded that it was some kind of guardian angel, much to Cloud's dismay

Peach:I think that someone is watching over you, Cloud, like your own personal guardian angel!

Cloud:*rolling his eyes* Yeah, right, you know I don't believe in that kind of stuff

Peach:I know that, but you've been acting odd like another presence is nearby! That's the only explanation!

Cloud:Yeah, well, I don't think "angel" is the best word to describe it

Days later, Sephiroth joins Smash Bros, and Peach has that look on her face like, "I knew it!"

WHY DOES THIS SCENE HAVE THE SAME ENERGY AS THAT ONE WOLVERINE THIRD WHEEL MEME

@appleandaria yes it is a galaxy brain moment

I think I found out the meaning behind the title FF7 "Rebirth"

Sephiroth will be reborn/rebirthed like a phoenix, either try to become a god again like he did in the OG or he'll be reborn as a hero.

The fire/phoenix symbolism also ties in with the seraph/star symbolism associated with Sephiroth

I see you, Square Enix 👀