Soup

soup

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shitpost soup

why is everyone in this household blind asf

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shitpost shitposting family glasses me looking at my family as we slowly get more glasses users

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bluntsam

4 months ago

Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Do You Celebrate Christmas? Did You Get Anything Cool?

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!

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cat cats christmas lmao anon ask anonymous garfield pillow pets christmas gift throw pillow some cat for the soul pillow pet garfield pillow pet body pillow I was gonna ask why body pillow is a tag but then I remembered i’m on tumblr technically i’m not wrong

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bluntsam

3 years ago

This looks like it would sound of a nascar motor.

WTF is getting bludgeoned by a rock?? I’m a visual learner btw <333

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shitpost shitposting pukicho nascar

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bluntsam

11 months ago

i still don’t get why asl isn’t a common language to learn in schools like it’s been way more useful then french ever has for me and i’m shit at both languages

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french school education america tw cursing asl sign language i’m shit at english too tbh and im a pure blooded american my blood is red white and blue jack i wonder what color yours is tw america tw french

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bluntsam

2 years ago

bathroom dunkleosteus

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animal crossing bouta add a new boyo to the fish bathroom

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bluntsam

7 months ago

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?

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art drawing shitpost anon ask anonymous turns out if you arent meeting new people you dont make new friends who would have known i should have added ‘makes spreadsheets to improve at video games’ i have far too many video game spreadsheets ive made

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bluntsam

2 years ago

why is it a drawing when i already fUcking drew it??

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art drawing shitpost why on the suggested tags is there the tags i frequent i don’t want to add ships to my shitposting

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bluntsam

11 months ago

you are very cool

genuinely thank you

i just got misgendered at a texas roadhouse - haven’t been misgendered in like a couple years so it kinda threw my day off

but opening tumblr to this was actually kinda nice

you are very cool anon 👍

i hope no minor inconveniences ever befall upon you again in your lifetime(s)

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anon ask anonymous tw misgendering

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bluntsam

3 years ago

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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shitpost me shitposting skyrim

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