This Looks Like It Would Sound Of A Nascar Motor.

i exist and that’s terrifying

there is no plot or set story narrative

i’m just here and one day i wont be

where will my mind go when it has no puppet left to string up and dance for me?

i’m scared

i still don’t get why asl isn’t a common language to learn in schools like it’s been way more useful then french ever has for me and i’m shit at both languages

I don’t know what the fuck just happened - but my post about the Minecraft chats thing suddenly is being liked and reblogged an immense amount compared to everything else I’ve done; this is not what I want the internet to remember me for.

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

A beautiful day to be morally græy.

me buying a sus collar on etsy:

etsy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GIFT IDEAS FOR DADS???

I've just gone through my entire pinterest and my tumblr again-

BRUH

MY MOTHER JUST DESCRIBED THE TRY GUYS AS

The little one

The hairy one

The hot gay Asian one

Keith

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

the army did not begin - said army got moldy

BUT MY MONSTERA IS SPROUTING

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began

Puki I turn 18 tomorrow do you have any advice for being an adult

You're not an adult just cause one number changed to another number, u ain't a god-damned Sim are you? You gain nothing and lose nothing by turning 18, just learn as you always have, little small child.