WHO DO YOU SHIP?

lately ive really been desiring a male manipulator

that’s not very girl boss gate girl light keep girl of you

I could so very easily be poisoned

Just because something SOUNDS like a cool name, does not MAKE it a cool name.

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

ever get stabbed, buy 50 bucks of plants, and pass out?

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

be the reason people say “most” or “usually” or “generally speaking”

me constantly: when i have free time i could do my work or do something i want to do like read or play a video game - i could even message a friend and play games with them!

EVERY FUCKING TIME: i’m going to walk in a circle and listen to music and think about the little stories in my head

ice

waters down drinks

sharp texture

no color (boring)

popsicle

flavors drinks

crumch texture

colorful (good)

just put popsicles in your drinks people

Is murder suicide and double homicide a square and rectangle sort of situation? Because double homicide is killing two people - but murder suicide is also killing two people; one just so happens to be you.