Bitches put whip cream over the entire pumpkin pie slice.
It’s me I’m bitches.
Have you ever been having a normal day and then your brain goes; “if Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a furry what animal would he be?”
i still don’t get why asl isn’t a common language to learn in schools like it’s been way more useful then french ever has for me and i’m shit at both languages
killometer?
like, body count?
You want me to "KMS"? The fuck does that mean, kilometers? Ew, what are you, British?
things i’ll do once i can FINALLY drive:
just leave to the library for some quiet time
just go to stores or a mall and skim through them on my own time
probably run someone over
actually control the music
just vibe in graveyards looking for cool names to write down
go to a park on my own and just immediately walk off the path and get lost
put stickers all throughout town
maybe get a part time job?
be able to get things like piercings n shit that i otherwise would not be able to get in a timely manner
probably carry even more safety shit
fuck up learning the guitar OUTSIDE instead of doing that indoors
get a parking fine because how the fuck do people even parallel park like it doesn’t even look physically possible
get the food i’m craving without having to do a charisma check at my family
just go to a pharmacy and walk around cus i never get enough time to just look at the things
maybe go to a con or other cool shit goin on
explore abandoned shit on my own that i probably shouldn’t be exploring
etc etc you get the gist I cannot wait