How to cheat at the Hogwarts sorting quiz!
I don’t know if this been done before but oh well:
Want to be a Gryffindor but you keep getting Hufflepuff? Or maybe you feel like a Ravenclaw but you get Slytherin? Here is how to get the house you want! This is not really cheating, considering which questions you got; also timing but this gives you at least chance to get the house you want.
I’m going to do this house for house; with each question and what percentage you get. Hope this doesn’t get confusing.
Let’s go!
Let’s start with Ravenclaw:
1. Dawn 50%
2. Forest 50%
3. Moon 50%
4. Ignorant 57%
5. Think with admiration of your achievements 63%
6. The Wise (obviously) 67%
7. Wisdom (duh) 70%
8. Fresh parchment 73%
9. The foaming, frothing, silvering liquid that sparkles as though containing ground diamonds. 75%
10. The piano 77%
11. The silver leafed tree bearing golden apples 79%
12. The ornate golden casket. 80%
13. Mysterious handwritten book; perfected cure then student records. 81%
14. Hunger or being ignored 78%
15. Imitated 79%
16. The power to change you appearance at will. 78%
17. Transfiguration or every area of magic I can. 79%
18. Goblins 78%
19. Attempt to confuse the troll 79%
20. Tell Professor Flitwick the truth. 80%
21. Ask what makes them think so? 81%
22. Standing on top of something very high 81%
23. The cobbled street lined with ancient buildings 82%
24. Withdraw into the shadows to await developments... 83%
25. Tawny; screech; brown or barn owl. 83%
26. White 81%
27. Heads 79%
28. Left 77%
That is the most Ravenclaw answers.
Now it’s Slytherin!
1. Dusk 50%
2. River 50%
3. Moon 50%
4. Ordinary 57%
5. I don’t care what people think of me after I’m dead. 63%
6. The Great (obviously) 67%
7. Power (duh) 70%
8. The sea 73%
9. The mysterious black liquid that gleams like ink, and gives off fumes that make you see strange visions 75%
10. The violin 77%
11. The bubbling pool, in the depths of which something luminous is swirling. 79%
12. The gleaming jet black box 80%
13. Student records, mysterious handwritten book then nearly perfected cure 81%
14. Cold, boredom or being ignored 78%
15. Feared 79%
16. The power to change the past 78%
17. Hexes and jinxes 79%
18. Vampires 80%
19. Suggest that all three of you fight 81%
20. You would not wait to be asked to tell Professor Flitwick the truth. 82%
21. Agree, and ask whether they’d like a free sample of a jinx? 82%
22. Being forced to speak in silly voice. 83%
23. The narrow, dark, lantern-lit alley 84%
24. Draw your wand and stand your ground 84%
25. Siamese, ginger, black or white cat. 84%
26. Black 82%
27. Tails 80%
28. Left 78%
And that is Slytherin!
On to Hufflepuff!
1. Dusk 50%
2. River 50%
3. Stars 50%
4. Selfish 57%
5. Miss you, but smile 63%
6. The Good (obviously) 67%
7. Love (duh) 70%
8. Home 73%
9. The smooth, thick, richly purple drink that gives off a delicious smell of chocolate and plums. 75%
10. The trumpet 77%
11. The fat red toadstools that appear to be talking to each other. 79%
12. The small tortoiseshell box 80%
13. Student records; perfected cure then mysterious handwritten book. 81%
14. Hunger cold or loneliness 78%
15. Liked 79%
16. The power of superhuman strength 78%
17. All about magical creatures. 79%
18. Merpeople, werewolves and trolls 77%
19. Suggest drawing lots 78%
20. Lie and say you don’t know. 78%
21. Tell them that you are worried about their mental health, and offer to call a doctor. 79%
22. Waking up to find that neither your friends nor your family have any idea who you are. 80%
23. The wide, sunny, grassy lane 81%
24. Proceed with caution... 81%
25. Common, Natterjack or Harlequin toad 81%
26. White 79%
27. Heads 78%
28. Right 76%
And those are the Hufflepuff answers
Last but not least Gryffindor!
1. Dawn 50%
2. Forest 50%
3. Stars 50%
4. Cowardly 57%
5. Ask for more stories about your adventures 63%
6. The Bold (obviously) 67%
7. Glory (duh) 70%
8. A crackling log fire 73%
9. The golden liquid so bright that it hurts the eye, and which makes sunspots dance all around the room. 75%
10. The drum 77%
11. The statue of an old wizard with a strangely twinkling eye. 79%
12. The small pewter box 80%
13. First nearly perfected cure, mysterious book and then student records. 81%
14. Loneliness and boredom 78%
15. Praised 77%
16. The power of invisibility 76%
17. Secrets about the castle. 77%
18. Centaurs, werewolves and ghosts 75%
19. Volunteer to fight? 76%
20. Tell Professor Flitwick that he ought to ask your classmate. 77%
21. Agree and walk away, leaving them to wonder whether you are bluffing 78%
22. An eye at the keyhole of the dark, windowless room in which you are locked. 79%
23. The twisting, leaf-strewn path through woods 79%
24. Draw your wand and try to discover the source of the noise? 80%
25. Tabby cat or dragon toad 79%
26. Black 77%
27. Tails 76%
28. Right 74%
And that is Gryffindor!
There is the most like answers for whatever house! Hope this information is useful of interesting.
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