alright, real last one for a while; this ended sooner than i thought
in total, 2201 lions were taken out with this first test
gonna make a new post when i'm ready to go with the next, hopefully more finalized test
how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles
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Requesting drabble with Dawn and her crush/future s/o confronting Mars at Lake Verity, and when Mars calls them a “lovey-dovey couple to the rescue”, how does Dawn react to her crush casually saying that’s not true because they haven’t had the chance to confess to Dawn yet?
I’m terribly sorry that it took me so long to finish this one! I’m still not 100 % satisfied with the way it turned out but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless and have fun reading.
Love birds – Dawn x reader
It was one thing to be in love with someone. It was weird and wonderful at the same time, feeling her heart skip a beat whenever she saw her crush or heard them laugh. It was a whole different story to be in love with someone Dawn had known for so many years no without ever noticing how much they meant to her – until that person had leaned forward to press a kiss to her cheek that one day to thank her for her help. She still got goosebumps when she thought about it. And soon after, she started to feel terrible because she didn’t have the courage to confess her feelings to you.
It was awkward to be around you after that incident. Not because your behavior changed or because you acted like you didn’t care for her but because she spent most of the time analyzing every word you said and every move you made, just to figure out whether she was more than a friend to you or not. She knew that the kiss probably didn’t mean anything. But Dawn still couldn’t get it out of her head, no matter how hard she tried.
She even thought about it now, despite having other things to focus on – for example stopping Team Galactic from putting their crazy plans into action. She knew that there wasn’t much she could do to stop them but she just couldn’t sit around and wait until someone else took care of them. She needed to protect Sinnoh, her family, her home… and you.
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I had a dream I was hugging Kieran from Pokémon.
10/10 would dream again.
what the fuck caine why would you do that
his entire reality shattered, then he was brought to a place where he could make new friends and have a decent old time and then you just kill him?? and the balls to just... snap? and then bam! confetti? caine you bastard make a notebook or have Bubble keep track or some shit don't break Pomni & our hearts like this man
some things of note, about an hour in with just over 1000 lions gone:
○ Regirock and Spiritomb have both been placed in Superhell for their crimes (boosting with Curse incredibly quickly and becoming nigh untouchable, taking over 300 lions each, will have to figure out crits in a future update)
○ touching on the mechanics side of things;
• both Pokémon and Lions are at Lv.50 with no EVs and 15 IVs
• all Pokémon have the 4 moves they would know if found in the wild at L50, as accurate to their data in SV (all of em have movesets there lmao) -- the Lions are rolling with Double-Edge, Slash, Crunch & Rest
• speaking of Lions, they're typeless creatures with 93HP, 101Atk, 78Def, 98Sp.Atk, 73Sp.Def and 92Speed, but still get STAB on Normal moves because, in the words of one Hobie Brown, "I don't believe in consistency"
• this isn't conclusive yet, as while mons can boost their stats they can't drop theirs or their opponents, lions may need a moveset tweak so i won't have to murder Regirock, Spiritomb and any other smug Curse boosters, and quite a number of actually possibly good moves (CounterCoat, Transform, Super Fang & co, etc.) don't work yet
i'm gonna let the sim run while i sleep, feel free to ask questions if you actually find this
and if one more little bitch starts Curse steamrolling so help me Arceus i will
how can you tell i've gone insane? by the fact that i'm currently trying to measure 1B Lions v. Pokémon in 1v1 autobattles
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god damnit i finish this post and TEN FUCKING MINUTES LATER
RIP Robotnik, remembered by his bf
watching Sonic 3 finally [completely legal means™️] and...
there is no fucking way they're still not gay yet what?
○ Stone being Stone
○ Robotnik mentions "all possible genders"
○ R's reaction to Stone being tied up
○ Stone just overcome with emotion -- bonus points for Eggman himself calling it jealousy
also the site i found it on had everyone losing their mind at the shot of Super!Sonic & Shadow and frankly i can't blame them
i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it
yeah but then i pose a risk of my parents coming home and seeing me do nothing... will save this advice for when that's not an issue anymore though
im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.
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