#you

terrorist attack in portland…white man murdered (slit throats) two ppl trying to defend Muslim women.. where is his mug shot?

Interesting. I'm kinda worried/curious about the "mating signal," but fuck if I'm googling THAT.

The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

friendly reminder that if you’re an asshole on my blog or in my inbox you get blocked

if you’re an asshole to other people just for fun

if you belittle a sexual or romantic identity

if you make fun of a body type

if you talk positively about pedophelia 

if you are incredibly and outrageously gross 

etc.

either your blog or your IP address is getting blocked

no second chances

Ok, I like the shirt "extenders" I'm seeing, but these used to be called slips.

Ever want to just walk up to someone & say in your most deadpan voice, "I don't know what crawled up your ass today, but it WASN'T ME. So please adjust." 😒

Buzzfeed is where time management/control goes to wither and die

Also tumblr, obv & Pinterest

YAASS