When You Discover That These Two:

Interesting. I'm kinda worried/curious about the "mating signal," but fuck if I'm googling THAT.

The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

because everybody needs this on their dashboard

Every week, lol.

Yup. This is what happens when I procrastinate.

Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.

The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags

We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly, auto parts” and that’s honestly the most American thing I can possibly imagine

[v. distant future when all religions are mythology]

A: this fandom is icing! but I'm also into the old stuff like thor/loki, zeus, jesus, neptune & muhammad

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B: ok I saw some old 2d movies of thor think I heard of neptune but what vids are the others in??

6355 people & their alien-hybrid pets telepathically screaming:

READ THE BOOKS

°°Almost universally, saying, "no, stop, I'm serious," DOES NOT WORK. One of the only instances I can think of that can happen like this, without consent, IN PUBLIC. Also, I've never seen a grown man tickle another man. http://clarissethorn.com/2009/01/26/communication-screwup-post-1-isnt-tickling-cuuute/

2 quotes from books I read a few years ago. Good reads! Drink, Slay, Love - Sarah Beth Durst ...Uncle Felix said, “Let me give you some words of advice before you sally forth, my dear. Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its young at home far past puberty. Teenage angst is a luxury of a successful and complacent society, a purely modern human conceit that isn’t condoned by our superior species. Crushed - Eliza Crewe Some might call me a “tease”, but don’t believe it. “Tease” implies that I owe him something, that I should feel guilty. As if my flirtation is forced on him and he merely tolerates it for an eventual pay-out. That’s bullshit. We both have goals in our little game; why should his goal (sex) take priority over mine (to mess with his head)? Is it because he’s a man?

In which Norma Bates is us 

Tumblr doesn’t care about Net Neutrality anymore.

Let’s take a look at some screenshots of an article I was reading earlier today…

Keyword: was. They don’t support net neutrality anymore. Why you ask? well…

Tumblr is owned by Yahoo. Now that Verizon (a company that hates net neutrality) bought Yahoo, they have demanded that Tumblr must stop supporting net neutrality too. The Tumblr staff has stopped posting about net neutrality.

This site is being forced to hate net neutrality. (article link)