[v. Distant Future When All Religions Are Mythology]

Arthur Weasley

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

This'll be more interesting after I google Danny Fenton. I'm too old for this.

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

But so many people would lose the angst /pity points!

Date someone who will date you

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But so many people would lose the angst/pity points! 😏

Date someone who will date you

Ooh savage

Are there any other depressed adults over 30 on tumblr? Just curious.

Forever is banking on your future self loving your S.O.'s future self. I can make A FEW assumptions about my future self, but someone else?? Rather not risk that particular lie.

Ugh, season 4 Glee

I’m re-watching #Glee. So s4 ep 9 swan song (shut up spn, I know) … Rachel fuckin Berry says her fave holiday song is O Holy Night. For fuckin real? Since when? “…o night devine, o night when Christ was born.” She still Jewish, fucknuts?