This'll Be More Interesting After I Google Danny Fenton. I'm Too Old For This.

My uterus is renovating & omg

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

#6wordstory Plummeting! "Probably should NOT have jumped."

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terrorist attack in portland…white man murdered (slit throats) two ppl trying to defend Muslim women.. where is his mug shot?

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

Season 4 #Glee. SJP's Isabelle went & ruined it by saying, "Every little girl... starts out wanting to be a ballerina." WHAT BS IS THAT? I didn't. My friends didn't either.

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need. The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually