Uhhhh.. So None That I Can Really Think Of Off The Top Of My Head. I Look Like A Weird Love Child Between

Everytime i think I’m having a good day I remember that they had to tone down Miguel pompis

Today I was talking about SpongeBob with my family. I accidentally pronounced the chum bucket as the cum bucket. It was today I learned that I don't like the word chum

(rant)

im so pissed at myself. Im not taking proper care of myself, my grades are ass rn, im getting into fights with a LITERAL child (my lil sister), and its pissing me offf

like i need to get my shit together. So tonight im gonna finish my bio hw, take my meds and actually get crap done

Hey hon, are you alright? I'm sorry about all that

I'm always right here if you need me

player has to deal with a tough audience...

Holy badonkers??? It took me a long time to realize this was YOUR main idk why it slipped my mind- I am unsure if you followed me by mistake but if you didn't, hoooly carp that Is such an honor xD you are my first and only follower and if you did follow me by mistake it was still awesome to see in that moment when I saw the little "mutual" symbol and had an eternal "WHAAAAAT" moment

HEY HON!!

Wasn't by accident, I try to follow people back whenever I can!

Or- used to, whenever I started to get popular it became difficult

But I remember seeing you pop into my notifications and clicking follow back!!

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Deadpool x F!Reader SMUT!!!

PART 2 TO THE WOLVERINE SMUT!

Enemies to lovers straight up porn fighting.

After you had sex with Wolverine, you're cuddling. And next thing you know, the door to his bedroom bursts open. And there's Wade. Seeing you and Wolverine after you fucked. Wolverine cheated, and Wade just caught you after the act.

You hop out of bed butt ass naked, looking at Wade. He comes closer.* "Square up, hoe. That's my man," he slaps you in the face. You guys start fighting until you're on the floor with him. Somehow, Wade's pants rip, and his dick pops out. "Are you hard?" You ask him.

"Yeah, what about it? Come suck it," he replies, putting his dick in your mouth. And so that's what you do. Wolverine is still watching from the bed, doing nothing. You suck Wade's dick, giving him the triple gauc gauc 69,000 like a pro. He grunts, pushing your head down on his cock. "Nutting in this bitch," he moans, cumming in your mouth moments later.

You swallow all the swimmers, sitting up. "Okay, now put it in my butt. Don't be a pussy," you say, bending over. And Wade's not one to back down from a level 10 gyatt. His hands go to your hips, and he looks down, spitting on his cock and jerking it a few times before pushing it in your ass. "You're low-key bad at that, Wade."

He slaps your ass, thrusting harder. You moan, arching your back. That's what he likes. Wolverine could never arch like you. Not even close. Wade squeezes your hips tighter, cumming in your asshole. "Freak," he grunts, getting up and pulling you with him. He bitch slaps you and then gets in the bed next to Wolverine. "Your turn now..."

So my best friend told me today that the reason it took her so long to even talk to me at first was because I seemed like a mean person

IM NICE I SWEAR,, YOU CAN ASK ANYONE THAT TALKS TO ME

IM SORRY IM A BIT OF A DRY TEXTER SOMETIMES AND HAVE A RESTING BITCH FACE

You heard me

Hear me out… they could be the group ever

JUST IMAGINE…. THEY COULD BE LIKE AN IDOL GROUP WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DATA, OR OR COWORKER HELPING THEIR ONE USER, OR OR OR JUST FRIENDS IDK SCOOBY DOO SHIT BUT PLEASD

Pleaseee tell me someone seems my vision PLEASE

100% positive

Your right you totally have done nothing wrong to deserve revenge boops-

Totally nothing wrong-

I see nothing wrong with this image