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Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Damian: *walks into Tim's room. Turns off all the lights and knocks his water bottle off his dresser. Then walks out*

Dick: Awww... he likes you!

Tim: I hate this fucking family.

You know what!!! Fuck having to be traumatized/mentally ill in order to see how the world "really" is!!! Yes the world is cruel as FUCK, but to hell with believing that the world is beautiful is a sign of being naive!! It's not correct that the world is terrible, nor is it correct that the world is fantastic!!!¡¡!! Nothing is black and white, so don't yall come at me and say that I'm naive/dumb/not struggling w life/ been brainwashed by the government when I say that

The world is fucking beautiful!!!

And I WILL continue to say that it is, and if yall don't vibe, then that is valid too! It's a matter of perspective, and since there is no "right" perspective, then this is what I choose to believe.

Quick one animatic because it heals me Music: 「 Middle Of The Night 」- Stave remix - 「Amv/Edit 」- || HellFx ||

Ok, but like...

Damian being a stabby murder baby, BUT ALSO the quirky art kid.

Everyone at his school (he goes to in-person school, sue me) is TERRIFIED of him, and rightfully so.

One time he stabbed a classmate with a paintbrush after they knocked into his art table and spilled his paint across his canvas. Do you know how hard it is to stab someone with s paintbrush?

NO ONE goes into Damian’s art studio (except for Alfred because he runs the manor). Tim goes looking for the belongings that Damian steals from him in the studio. He comes out with nasty bruises every time.

But the thing is, Damian creates the most beautiful things! The rest family is astounded by what can create. How can Mr.Iwillstabyouifyoulookatmewrong paint such an elegant recreation of Titus' face!?

Everyone eventually stops questioning it.

I love how everyone has weird nicknames for Tim. Point in case: Timberly

“wow it must suck being the only teen titans member without superpowers”

tim drake, with an unlimited number of memes: “are u kidding”

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Tim: Duck tape fixes anything.

Tim: Car breaks down? Duck tape.

Tim: Coffee mug chipped? Duck tape.

Tim: Get Stabbed? Duck Tape.

Dick:

Dick: Tim, no.

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Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Damian:*teases Tim about something stupid*

Tim: Hey Jay, can you tell Damian that he's being illogical.

Jason: sure. DAMIAN, DON'T BE A DICK!

Dick: I resent that...

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Jason: Pass me the blueberry jelly

Damian: *picks up jar and scoops the rest of the jelly out onto his eggs*

Damian: sorry, it's all gone

...

Jason: you little...

Part 2 of Batfam Nerf War

Scroll down for part 1. It's not far.

Previously: Tim then builds a team...

The "Tim team" consists of Steph, Duke (reluctantly), and Cass.

It starts out with the four of them ambushing Jason as random times. At one point, Jason has to restrain himself from pulling a real gun on Steph. She has her guns loaded with glitter as a "artistic addition".

Jason eventually loses it and recruits the "big guns". He promises Dick a hug and cashes out a favor from Damian.

The group spends about a week ambushing each other (Tim usually concocted unusually complicated traps). Until Dick's gun malfunctions and accidentally fires on Damian. The teams split into three, the four....

By next week the manor becomes the battle ground of a no-holds free-for-all nerf war.

God help poor Alfred.

Imagine nerf darts, glitter, and batarangs scattered all around the mansion. Alfred just following behind and cleaning up the "bat tornado aftermath".

Somehow, Bruce is completely oblivious to the destruction his children are causing. "It just a harmless game Alfred". Bruce is lucky Alfred loves him.

I'll write part 3 when I'm motivated.