No Really - Blog Posts

You know what!!! Fuck having to be traumatized/mentally ill in order to see how the world "really" is!!! Yes the world is cruel as FUCK, but to hell with believing that the world is beautiful is a sign of being naive!! It's not correct that the world is terrible, nor is it correct that the world is fantastic!!!¡¡!! Nothing is black and white, so don't yall come at me and say that I'm naive/dumb/not struggling w life/ been brainwashed by the government when I say that

The world is fucking beautiful!!!

And I WILL continue to say that it is, and if yall don't vibe, then that is valid too! It's a matter of perspective, and since there is no "right" perspective, then this is what I choose to believe.

you guys will never guess

im inlove with your art of hitman stan where his face is covered in shadows from his hat🫀🫀 he looks like a slasher killer from the 80s and i adore it, just your art in general is so good but hitman stan has me hooked 🫀

Thanks! He's like a scary dog- yeah he looks scary but he don't bite unless you hurt his owner...or is commanded to really.

I know my following here is mostly SMRPG but

Man, I don't talk about Star Fox enough on here, so uh might I interest y'all in some silly ass headcanon and rambling about Star Fox bc I am having sudden urges to yell at people about how cool Star Fox is, lmao.

So uh let's talk about Pigma.....

I think Pigma is such a neat character, yeah the fandom basically hates him bc of how shitty a guy he is, but that's kinda why I love him??? He's such a bastard and like, *insert the obligatory I can fix him comment here.*

But fr, playing through the games again, you can see just how much he lets himself go during the events of pre-64, 64, and Assault. Bro looks well-groomed and handsome during his time with the Star Fox team (granted we don't know his personality from this time of the story, and he could be an asshole even back then but I hc he was actually a decent dude) and like maybe I'm just biased bc haha I'm a simp but he looks so fuckin handsome in the Star Fox outfit, oh my god sir you're hand in marriage plz.

Anyways, during the events of 64, he's still keeping himself well dressed and all yeah, but he's just an asshole lmao.

And Assault, oh my god, okay people shit on his design for this game because it's ugly or whatever but this is probably my favorite design because of just how unhinged he looks and acts in Assault. He's kicked off the Star Wolf team and just, completely let's himself go; he's disgusting, even more chubby (he's not fat leave him alone) and just, sounds like he's been smoking way too much lmao. Fr bro sounds like he's choking on his own spit every time he laughs in Assault, and he laughs pretty fuckin often. (His voice in that game is free therapy for me.) He's unhinged and completely lost to his greedy ways all the way up till he's infected by the Aparoids, which..oh my god, I'm obsessed with Apa Pigma, he's so NASTY and I wanna see other characters get infected by the Aparoids like..au where all the characters from team Star Fox/Wolf get infected by Aparoids when???

But yeah no I think the way his character just becomes more unhinged as time goes on is, so fucking neat. It's honestly such a genius way to show how greed can really fuck up a guy, I applaud Nintendo on that honestly.

Also this isn't really canon to Star Fox I know, but in Star Link; Star Wolf makes a cake to get their message to Star Fox and like, who baked the cake? I gotta know, who..who baked it? I wanna say Pigma only to fuel my hc of Pigma being a good baker but

It was probably Andrew, but like..who baked the cake...

Also do you all think I should post more about my Star Fox oc, Peri? Idk she's neat and I have so much to say about her (I wanna write about her more and work on my au where she gets infected by the Aparoids instead of Pigma bc hehe I love giving my OCs trauma)

She stares at you with her sad pathetic eyes (give her pizza rolls)

upsidedown beacon of sin that swims in space

I made a fursona generator its kinda cool Tell me what you got in the tags!

you, artist online. somebody has referenced you in conversation irl by your online handle and somebody else knew who you were talking about. somebody has kept up closely with your posts for a period of time like their morning paper. somebody found a music artist because of you, thinks of you when they hear them on the radio. somebody followed you years ago and remembers you randomly even though they can't find you. somebody has screenshotted and saved your posts and sent them in discord servers. somebody has made your drawings their lockscreen, added them to their favorites folder and looked at them when they're going through some shit, has sent them to their best friend and sparked conversation in private chats. your art in particular could be the source of a keen sense of nostalgia for someone. maybe they've even printed out your images using their home printer and taped them to their bedroom wall and they look at it every day and they never even told you. isn't that scary? isn't that awesome? remember this well.

submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known so that you may turn around and see the impact you leave and the light you cast on others.

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

Is it still manslaughter if you only manage to giggle during it?

Quick DnD Modern!!AU Sketch

So my player @jesuisfinni approached me with a concept of what the party might do in a more modern setting and how their character might look in that setting and I just had to draw something from it because it's has been living in my mind rent free for weeeeeeeeeks.

So here is a very 💕cute 💕 and very gay look at Modern!!AU versions of Garren and Ezra 🥰🙌✨️✨️✨️

Xanrik brainrot amiright thank god for fanfiction

listen buddy tell me where the fanfic is I can’t find it

look at me I was super tired and irritated for several days and wanted to write the saltiest thing ever but I didn't because I try to be a good person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 tell me I'm cool and great.

Welp, guess you just unlocked the Secret Sketch I Didn’t Think I’d Upload Anywhere Ever™:

(This is completely based on that one line of Zavier’s theme song Homemade Dynamite. Which is also why Danny wears a t-shirt. Which is sad, because I love victorian era clothing.)

You know, if Tara Sim didn’t want me to ship these two, she shouldn’t have let Danny push Zavier against a window. Or have Zavier obsess so much about Danny. Or better yet, not have them interact at all. I love and adore Danny and Colton’s relationship, and if they don’t have a happy end together, I’ll probably riot. But I’m so down for this OT3. I mean, the only interaction between Zavier and Colton I got so far was like five lines during which Zavier was an absolute ass and still. (I love him. How can one person be so brilliant and so utterly dumb at the same time. I love him so much. I fear, we’ll have to share custody over him, because he’s my son too.)

So, tl;dr I think you will have a hard time scaring me off. ✨💪

I’ll make sure to check the other blogs out too, once I’m done with Firestarter! Thanks for the suggestions! And thanks for the warm welcome! 🙈

omg, good blog!!! I can't follow you right now, because I haven't read Firestarter yet (have to wait another week before I can get it) and I am very afraid of spoilers, but I just want you to know that you are very much appreciated!

Hey, anytime!! Welcome to the fandom ❤️❤️ A dew fair warnings about my blog… I’m an avid Hellhart shipper (Danny x Colton x Zavier), which will make more sense the more you read. I also love Zavier and post excessively about him but—he is my son.

I am so happy that we have a new member of our steampunk family though, and I will try my best not to scare you off!! 😄

If you’re ever looking for other good Timekeeper blogs, @dannys-left-arm @incorrect-timekeeper @x-pixiewitch-x @festus-is-deprestus and the author herself, @tarasimauthor are all wonderful. We’re so happy to have you!! And we all love your beautiful artwork 😘

Why is this just me

To be continued???

Xiavera and Alexis first meeting

Alexis belongs to @gaypotatoqueen

Zombie au belongs to @demon-draws

DISNEY, YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK

This is scarily accurate

I WAS LOOKING FOR IMAGE REFERENCES OF ALLURA AND I FOUND THIS AND IM DYING??????

Matzo ball soup is just THE best!!!

Jewish Joy is everyone at the Chabad shabbat dinner going wild when matzah ball soup is announced even though it's literally on the menu every week but we all just love soup so much.

🚩MOB PSYCHO SPOILERS🚩

the confession arc is like. a work of art and the perfect end to mob psycho. but. do you ever wonder how many people died?

jesus in the hades art style

I wonder how many people out there buy Teslas because they think they’re a luxury car brand just like any other luxury brand, unaware of the daily slander their vehicles face from a great portion of the population

Can you imagine buying a car like “wow, an electric vehicle, so cool, and it’s got Features and Stuff, and I think the company is famous or something” while people who see your car boo it and it’s bloodline whenever it passes

(I know you’d probably really have to be living under a rock for that kind of thing, but I’ve met people like that, and it’s baffling, but possible)

((Maybe less baffling if you’re not in America, but I wouldn’t know))

Do you think willas tyrell will be exactly like how he is spoken about? As this lovely, we’ll-read and respectful man. Or will he have a Tyrion edge to him like how Tyrion is portrayed but his pov shows differently. How do you think his personality and archetype will be? 

I would certainly like to think that Willas Tyrell will be an overall positive character in the story. Every time Willas has come up in the story, he is the subject of admiration, approval, and/or affection: he is the big brother of Margaery’s memory who “used to read to [her] when [she] was a little girl, and draw [her] pictures of the stars”; he is the familial protector of Garlan’s childhood, who dubbed him “Garlan the Gallant” to protect him from crueler, body-shaming monikers; he is the “mild and courtly young man, fond of reading books and looking at the stars” whom Tywin identifies as his preferred new husband for Cersei (and note that Tywin says that “all reports” verify this description of Willas). While it might be easy to dismiss the consistent praise of Willas as merely the product of pro-Tyrell bias, I find it difficult to agree entirely with such an assessment. Oberyn Martell, certainly, had no incentive to praise Willas to Tyrion, even if he, Oberyn, wanted to deflect Tyrion’s barbed observation that the prince of Dorne had “trampled” the heir to Highgarden; likewise, Tywin hardly spared his (private) contempt of Robert Baratheon, for example, even though he actively sought to marry Cersei to Robert in the aftermath of Robert’s Rebellion.  

Indeed, I do not think it at all coincidental that these descriptions remind me most strongly of Samwell Tarly. Just as Randyll Tarly had set out to forcibly mold Sam into (his conception of) the perfect warrior, so Mace Tyrell had forced Willas into a tournament when he, Willas, was “still a green squire” (according to Mace’s WOIAF app entry) and when he “had no business riding in such company” because Mace “wanted another Leo Longthorn”. In turn, just as Randyll’s years of physical and psychological abuse toward Sam caused Sam deep and lasting trauma (so much so that he still fears Randyll’s brutal disapproval toward a career as a maester, despite owing no further obligation to Randyll now that he is a brother of the Night’s Watch), so Mace’s decision to urge Willas into Westerosi (peacetime) martial glory resulted in permanent physical disability inflicted on his son (and, relatedly, the consistent identification of Willas as a “cripple”, a shameful state in the eyes of largely ableist Westeros). However, where Randyll vigorously and horribly attempted to crush Sam’s non-martial interests, Willas seems to have been allowed, maybe even encouraged to pursue the same. Where Randyll treated with contempt Sam’s gentle bonding with his siblings - singing a lullaby to help baby Dickon sleep and sharing a bed in childhood with his sisters - Willas clearly showed himself the caring older brother to Margaery and Garlan; where Sam was chained by the neck for three days in a dungeon for merely suggesting that he become a maester, Willas has seemingly eagerly pursued his interest in books and learning. Importantly, where Randyll refused to show further interest in training Sam as his heir once he had Dickon, Mace has never done the same with Willas: Garlan and (especially) Loras may be the sort of talented young knights celebrated in Westerosi culture, but Mace has nevertheless deputized Willas as his representative in Highgarden (even praising Willas as such when he rejects Cersei’s suggestion that he, Mace, “is needed in the Reach”). Willas, perhaps, offers something of a glimpse into what Sam might have become, had Randyll Tarly not been such a violently hateful misogynist and male chauvinist - that is, an intelligent and capable heir without performing the expected (read: battlefield) roles of Westerosi male aristocrats.  

That similarity in character I think will result in a meeting of the minds, so to speak, in TWOW. When (and not if, I believe) Euron Greyjoy attempts to take over Oldtown as its apocalyptic god-king, I think Sam will make his way out of the city and toward Highgarden (as the political heart of the Reach and the closest major seat of protection, especially to a Reach-raised aristocrat like Sam). This is where good-natured, empathetic Willas Tyrell may work far better for the story than a more cynical or caustic take on the character: where Sam has been throughout his life mocked and derided for his lack of martial interest and his bookishness, Willas is exactly the sort of person to empathize with Sam and be keenly interested in what he has to say (especially given that Willas himself had warned Leyton Hightower of the ironborn’s coming). It is Willas who may appreciate Sam’s diligent study into ancient texts, especially into the supernatural, and so Willas who may be willing to listen to whatever advice Sam can provide, or even help himself with such research (in whatever archives Highgarden may have) in the quest to defeat Euron. (Incidentally, if Alleras-who-is-really-Sarella makes it out of Oldtown with Sam - and I certainly want to think she does - then Willas’ amiable relationship with her late father and demonstrated interest in learning may appeal to not only Oberyn’s proud daughter, but the one who had “wanted to know everything there was to know” on her dad’s field trip to the ruin of Shandystone.) 

So this is all a very longwinded way of saying that yes, I think Willas will be a Pretty Cool Dude when he gets introduced (so far as anyone in Westeros can be, anyway, and certainly anyone in a feudal aristocratic system). I don’t think it makes a lot of sense for GRRM to build him up consistently as such a positive figure and then say “actually just kidding, he’s a big old jerk” (though we’ll leave Jaehaerys I out of this discussion …). Rather, I think it works much better for the story if Sam finds one much like himself, but with the political power he never had - a true ally, kind, empathetic, and willing to listen to what he has to say when few others have. I firmly place Willas on the side of the good (along with Sam and, so I hope, Sarella) in the fight against the evil that is Euron and his attempted apocalyptic takeover.

@kinkradio ;^; I have made an approximation of what you, dear K, most certainly look like in real life. Please accept this offering to your wonderfulness. I will now crawl back into my cave.