I know my following here is mostly SMRPG but
Man, I don't talk about Star Fox enough on here, so uh might I interest y'all in some silly ass headcanon and rambling about Star Fox bc I am having sudden urges to yell at people about how cool Star Fox is, lmao.
So uh let's talk about Pigma.....
I think Pigma is such a neat character, yeah the fandom basically hates him bc of how shitty a guy he is, but that's kinda why I love him??? He's such a bastard and like, *insert the obligatory I can fix him comment here.*
But fr, playing through the games again, you can see just how much he lets himself go during the events of pre-64, 64, and Assault. Bro looks well-groomed and handsome during his time with the Star Fox team (granted we don't know his personality from this time of the story, and he could be an asshole even back then but I hc he was actually a decent dude) and like maybe I'm just biased bc haha I'm a simp but he looks so fuckin handsome in the Star Fox outfit, oh my god sir you're hand in marriage plz.
Anyways, during the events of 64, he's still keeping himself well dressed and all yeah, but he's just an asshole lmao.
And Assault, oh my god, okay people shit on his design for this game because it's ugly or whatever but this is probably my favorite design because of just how unhinged he looks and acts in Assault. He's kicked off the Star Wolf team and just, completely let's himself go; he's disgusting, even more chubby (he's not fat leave him alone) and just, sounds like he's been smoking way too much lmao. Fr bro sounds like he's choking on his own spit every time he laughs in Assault, and he laughs pretty fuckin often. (His voice in that game is free therapy for me.) He's unhinged and completely lost to his greedy ways all the way up till he's infected by the Aparoids, which..oh my god, I'm obsessed with Apa Pigma, he's so NASTY and I wanna see other characters get infected by the Aparoids like..au where all the characters from team Star Fox/Wolf get infected by Aparoids when???
But yeah no I think the way his character just becomes more unhinged as time goes on is, so fucking neat. It's honestly such a genius way to show how greed can really fuck up a guy, I applaud Nintendo on that honestly.
Also this isn't really canon to Star Fox I know, but in Star Link; Star Wolf makes a cake to get their message to Star Fox and like, who baked the cake? I gotta know, who..who baked it? I wanna say Pigma only to fuel my hc of Pigma being a good baker but
It was probably Andrew, but like..who baked the cake...
Also do you all think I should post more about my Star Fox oc, Peri? Idk she's neat and I have so much to say about her (I wanna write about her more and work on my au where she gets infected by the Aparoids instead of Pigma bc hehe I love giving my OCs trauma)
She stares at you with her sad pathetic eyes (give her pizza rolls)
Hello! My name is Lance! I'm an aroace man (he/him) who is an aspiring game developer and voice actor. I'm currently working on an object show related webcomic project with a dear friend of mine! (@samsnax25 - Hi Sam C:) I'll be posting largely OC related content here, and other personal work! Maybe also , literature and plant related stuff, I wouldn't know! I might maybe post fandom content (mostly object shows) if I don't feel like dedicating an entire blog to my various hyperfixations outside of my OCs! The webcomic that I mentioned prior is dubbed "The Flower Called Nowhere" at the moment, which features various object show ocs from me and my friend Sam! It's in it's really early baby stages, so everything is very much subject to change!
@citrus-shygal my explanation got over the reply's character limit so I dearly hope you don't mind me answering in a post <3
Anyways, so there's this rp, twirls hair
Gonna explain it in the most sensible way I know so buckle up lmao
It'd be too long to explain the whole story so I'll be cutting off to where these two first appeared :J But some tl;dr from the rp that's important to note
1. Bro got trapped into the void following his grand defeat and gets liberated thanks to a boy who Isekai'd himself into it and in turn, was able to warp them out. Following a couple rest because shit drained the kid out, Dimentio pledges his mentorship to the boy as to lead him into realizing his ulterior motives. A perfect world.
2. Shithead goes to gear shopping and gets another outfit because god forbid anyone recognizes him in this world lmao- He meets Geno here surprisingly, taking now Equinox's flattering compliments and politeness as hitting on him (woops) unfortunately landing him a date... But mistakes are taken as opportunities as he learns who he really is; A star spirit from above, his key to an unreachable wish. So they're dating in this rp but its mostly one-sided CRIESSS
3. Kiddo teasingly calls them dads. The two playing along accidentally becomes fathers (Enzo cannot escape bedtime)
Oh also Moon Insanity was a server event
• Looking at the red moon would spiral the observer into insanity; Equinox loves a pretty moon, and so does Enzo
4. He married Geno purely to recreate the scenario of the Chaos Heart's summoning; Geno's heartbreaking betrayal now manifesting into a Ztar, another being. Geno takes him in to mentor him into a good path. [He still believes Equinox has some good in him, so didn't kill him on sight 🥲]
5. Chaos Heart no worky, instead, all his powers are gone and it hurts like hell to snap once <3
5. Everyone goes their own way, not once seeing all in the same place. Geno vanishes (He's been summoned iirc) and Enzo is missing (He committed arson what a good kid). Now for the current setting:
For a while, Equinox [The mask] was missing and thus, bitch was left faceless. In this state, his memory is much more hazier and often his motives would hitch into ambiguity as it has no face to store any memories whatsoever.
This has led to some unhinged shit but basically, lil guy that Geno took under his wing found the faceless man and remembering how Geno depicted him with a mask when explaining; quickly caught on that something was wrong. He'd grab a paper and crayon and cut his first mask into a butterfly: This is Falenio
Because of its intent being so pure and the overall energy of it being child-like this mask would shift Dimentio into good-affiliated subconsciousness. Thus making it much harder for him to fuck shit up and often letting the mask take the wheel per say; All the malice that stores within him is suppressed under the child-like voice that keeps begging him to be morally sane.
Bitch couldn't cope with such a mask so he made himself another just to fuck shit up and undo the good he's done. Actively working into his real motives no matter what it takes. Right now this mask hasn't been done yet in canon rp but in crack rp we already have him watch his students get obliterated while eating popcorn cuz that'll train them for the ultimate plan lmao
Please excuse my rambling and overall nonsensical explanation I will now perish
BUT HOLY SHIT THIS MAGICIAN IS AUGH DHJ I LIKE JESTER
Lazy ass colouring but just for pfp because omfg colouring suuckkjs (my tablet it broken afff
Nevermind the bastard, WHERE CAN I FIND THIS AND WHERE CAN I HAVE DONUTS WITH THE DIRECTOR????
Everything I see is this bastard.
Soaks them in milk and throws them at a wall like they’re plushies
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20th of February,
BUT 14th CAN WORK TOO GIVEN MY HC ORIGIN LMAAOO,, If anything his cardio could easily go crash (maybe thats why he floats all the time)
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