How Could You Hide This In The Tags, OP

I NEED SOME IDEA HELP

SO I’ve redesigned Ladybug’s suit. Completely. BUT what about Chat Noir? Please comment/reblog with ideas. (Maybe Banana Noir-inspired?)

NOTHING is too meme-y. :)

A drawing of Mari for another AU of mine!

I’m still deciding on a name, but I think it’s going to be called the Imbalance AU.

There’s a lot there, but the name is because there’s an imbalance between creative and destructive energy, which has all sorts of different effects — one of which being that there is no true black cat due to the major excess of destructive energy already in the world.

Mari gets the butterfly in this, by the way :)

Ahshdklals I LOVE THIS!!! And I’m glad I could help :)

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[I would like to thank my Miraculous friend @buginetye, for all your wonderful ideas, It probably would have been way different without you, Hope you’re having a wonderful day!]

Chapter 6: Are You An Angel or The Spawn of Satan?

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Marinette woke up early the next morning to greet Frank and the other plants. She spent the morning with her family and had started walking Bud and Lou when she got a message from her GGC(Gotham Group Chat)

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Animal King-dumb: WAZZUUUUUUP!!!

Shadow Mage: Welcome Back.

Quinn Of Mayhem: Wazuuuuuuup! and I’m glad to be back, so, anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Animal King-dumb: It’s been waaaaay boring without you here.

Shadow Mage: He’s been fighting Robin almost every day.

Quinn Of Mayhem: … Explain.

Animal King-dumb: … (᯾ ☾︎•☽︎_☾︎•☽︎)

Shadow Mage: He blames Robin for making you leave Gotham.

Animal King-dumb: Traitor!

Quinn Of Mayhem: I’m gone for 4 months, and you still can’t get along?

Animal King-dumb: … He started it!

Shadow Mage: That’s what she said. Anyway you up for meeting at the usual spot? We got a surprise for you.

Animal King-dumb: Hey!

Quinn Of Mayhem: Sure, just let me finish walking Bud and Lou, and I’ll head over.

Shadow Mage: See you soon.

Animal King-dumb: Don’t ignore me!!!

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Marinette finished walking Bud and Lou, told her moms and aunt she was going out for the day and headed to the usual spot.

When she got to the spot she was engulfed in a bone crushing hug from Garfield

“Mari’s back! Yeah! Now we can play the new UMS3 that came out!” - Garfield

“We have to get to the Tower first.” - Rachel

“What Tower?” - Marinette

“We’re taking you to Titan Tower!” - Garfield

“It’s our ‘Welcome Back’ gift to you.” - Rachel

“… Does that mean…” - Marinette getting excited

“Yup!” - Garfield

“ZETA-TUBE!!/ Pizza!!!!” - Marinette/Garfield

“Yes, Zeta-… We practiced this and yet you still say pizza.” - Rachel looking at Garfield

“Pizza’s good, and so are Zeta-Tubes!!” - Marinette

“Yeah!” - Garfield

They started walking and after about 10 minutes, they arrived at a wearhouse. Once they entered, they walked to the back wall, Marinette watched as Rachel used some magic to open a secret passage. When they went inside Marinette saw the tech filled room, with the glorious Zeta-Tube in the center. She stared at the Zeta-Tube, watching as it began to power up.

“Alright, it’s ready, but first.” - Rachel made a circular motion with her finger as she mumbled something under her breath, and in a flash of purple she was now dressed as Raven.

“That was awesome!” - Marinette admired the cloak Raven had as they stepped closer to the Zeta-Tube. It began to open, preparing to send them to Titan Tower in Jump City

“… Did I ever tell you how Cy became a cyborg?” - Beastboy with a mischievous smile

“No, how?” - Marinette turned her head to look at Beastboy

“It was from a Zeta-Tube.” - Beastboy placed his arms behind his head as he calmy spoke

“WHAT?!-” - Marinette’s shout echoed for a moment before they were Zeta beamed away.

……… ……… ………

Marinette slowly looked around the room, and sighed in relief when she saw all her limbs attached.

“… See? Nothing happened, honestly, you’re such a scaredy c-ahk!” - Beastboy was instantly put in a headlock by Marinette.

“You jerk! I thought I was actually going to lose a limb! What’s wrong with you?!” - Marinette tightening her grip as she pins Beastboy to the floor

“Uncle!… u-uncle…!” - Beastboy flailed his one free arm in an attempt to get Marinette off him, but it was to no avail.

“What is the meaning of your commotion?” - Starfire walked in, only to see a dark haired girl she assumed was the friend that was to visit today, holding Beastboy in a death lock on the floor while Raven recorded it.

“Pl..eee..ase! Help…! Sta…ref…ire!!!… she’s… kil…ling…me!!!!!!!” - Beastboy streched his only free arm out in the direction Starfire was standing, which caused Marinette to stop and realize she was making a scene.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to disturb you!” - Marinette instantly got off of Beastboy as Raven stopped recording, and Beastboy finally got air back in his lungs

“He had it coming.” - Rachel putting her phone away

“No I didn’t!” - Beastboy started arguing with Raven as Starfire approached Marinette

“Please, there is no need to be sorry. May I ask of your name?” - Starfire smiled gently at Marinette as she spoke

“My name is Marinette, it is a pleasure to meet you.” - Marinette replied with a smile as she looked up at Starfire

“And I you. I am Starfire, please come with me to the living room.” - Starfire lead Marinette to the living room, soon followed by Raven and a now calm Beastboy

When they entered the room Marinette’s eyes instantly fell onto the big screen TV. She quickly realized the other people in the living room were playing Ultimate Mecha Strike 3.

“I Win, wait for it… Again! Time to pay up you two!” - Nightstar streched out her hand as Robin and Cyborg begrudgingly handed her a 5 dollar bill.

“Thank you very much.” -  Nightstar

“Tt. This game is clearly defective.” - Robin

“There’s no way you can win a 2v1 like that without hacks.” - Cyborg

“Hehehe, Nightstar is unbeatable!” - Nightstar then put her money in a jar on the coffee table

“We shall see.” - Raven

“Is that a challenge?” - Nightstar turned around, quickly spotting the girl she assumed was Beastboy’s friend, Marinette.

“You brought a civilian here?” - Robin was clearly not happy

“We said we were bringing my friend over.” - Beastboy

“Our, friend.” - Raven corrected Beastboy

“No you didn’t.” - Robin with a scowl that would make his father proud

“Hold up! Did you just acknowledge her as your friend?!” - Cyborg

“… Anyway, yes we said we were bringing a friend… we just didn’t tell you specifically that she was coming.” - Raven ignoring Cyborg

“She can’t stay- ” - Robin was quickly interrupted by Nightstar jumping onto the backrest of the couch

“I challenge you, Lady Marinette, said champion of the Ultimate Mecha Strike games, and friend of Beastboy and Raven, to a battle to the dealth in Ultimate Mecha Strike 3, Gotham Addition!” - Nightstar pointed at Marinette as she stood on the couch

“… Sure, but can I look at the controls first?” - Marinette made her way over to the couch

“Of course, but it won’t help you defeat me in the end.” - Nightstar plopped herself back onto the couch as she grabbed her controller, and handed one to Marinette

“So, is there a bet system you use or?” - Marinette

“You’re new, so we won’t add the 5 dollar winners fee.” - Nightstar getting comfortable in her spot

“Okay.” - Marinette quickly memorized all the combos for most of the characters

“Alright, let’s choose our characters!” - Nightstar quickly selected Startfire as her character

“… I’ll go with this one.” - Marinette chose Harley Quinn, seeing as one of her combos was pretty op.

“You’re choosing her? All her movesets are useless, why not use one that has actual powers?” - Nightstar said hoping to speed Marinette up

“… I’ll stick with her thanks. Also, you’ll change your mind pretty soon.” - Marinette now had that look in her eyes, one that Beastboy knew all to well from when they had last encountered the Batfam… So he and Raven took out their phones and pressed record

3

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          1

       FIGHT!

The battle was quick, too quick. Marinette had within mere seconds, defeated Nightstar, using a combo none of the Titans had ever seen before… the room was all but silent except for the game’s music

“So, is she still a useless character?” - Marinette’s face had a smile, but her voice had a barely noticeable icy edge to it, that had the Titans and even Starfire, an adult, visibly tense up.

“No! She’s an amazing character!” - Nightstar blurted out

“Indeed she is, actually, all the characters have their own unique moves, it says it right there in the move set list.” - Marinette had lost the icy edge in her voice just as quickly as she had gained it.

The Titans stared at her, Beastboy and Raven giving Marinette a thumbs up, while they still had their phones recording.

“I-I call hacks! There’s no way anyone could ever beat someone, let alone Nightstar, that fast!” - Cyborg, still trying to process what happened

“Have you ever heard of spead runners?” - Marinette now had the most innocent look on her face, the very image of an earth bound angel

“Well… yes, but still, you must’ve used hacks!” - Cyborg couldn’t come up with any reasonable answer other than that

“If you think I cheated, why don’t you all take turns against me? If you still think I’m cheating, then we can do a 3 v 1 match. Fair?” - Marinette motioned for the two boys to sit on the couch, and before they knew it, they were sitting on the couch

Needless to say Marinette won against them, both in the 1 v 1 battles and in the 3 v 1 matches (yes they had a few 3 v 1 matches), and during the last fight they finally managed to land a hit that got Marinette’s health to 99.99%, before she kicked their asses with the most insane combo ever. Now Nightstar, Robin and Cyborg are staring at their side of the screen, watching as it flashes with the word ‘»Loser«’ in bold over their avatars, definitely starting to think Marinette is a meta

“This is unacceptable! I refuse to be beaten by a child!” - Robin marched off into a different room, before coming back out with two swords - “Duel.Now!”

“Robin, you know there is a no fighting with civilians rule, right?” - Beastboy had the smugest shit eating grin possible plastered on his face

“I.Don’t.Care.” - Robin sent a glare towards Beastboy, but it didn’t phase the green boy

“You sure?  And here I thought you followed the rules. Also, I’m pretty sure you’re a child as well, especially with that attitude of yours.” - Marinette stood up as she crossed her arms with a smirk while staring at Robin

“Fight.Me…. Unless you’re scared.” - Robin tossed the second sword at Marinette’s feet with a devilish grin

Marinette picked up the sword before she spoke

“Oh little birdbrain, I’ll show you what it truly means to be scared shitless.” - Marinette smiled at Robin as she looked straight into his eyes

“…” - Robin wanted to say something to intimidated the girl, but something about the look in her eyes… a look scarily similar to a feral cat, sent shivers down his spine, yet he refused to back down

They entered the training room and got into their fighting positions, Starfire being the referee. Even though fighting with a civilian was against the rules, Starfire couldn’t stop Robin once he was dead set on something, (I mean, that’s how he got Bat-cow after all) but the least she could do was give them wooden swords, and be there for when Robin went too far.

Starfire signaled for them to begin, Marinette stayed in a defensive position, blocking all of Robin’s attacks with ease. He couldn’t get her to attack no matter how much he swung his sword at her, so he tried to anger her

“You’re a coward! I bet your parents are horrible people. You’re just some random person who doesn’t belong here.” - Robin pointed his sword at Marinette, who was about 10ft. infront of him, waiting to see if he managed to anger her

“Robin!” - Starfire was shocked that Robin would resort to such low tactics, she looked to Marinette, thinking the girl would start to cry

Marinette just stared at Robin, a cold, emotionless expression on her face. Her eyes began to have a cold feral look burning within them, aimed souly at Robin as she spoke two words, that once again sent shivers down Robin’s spine “Apologize.Now.”

“And why should I?” - Robin tightened his grip on the handle of his wooden sword as Marinette finally started to take slow steps towards him

“My parents are the most amazing people I could have ever asked for, and if you do not apologize by the time I’m 5ft. away from you, you’re dead.” - Marinette continued to walk forward, but Robin made no move to apologize

“Over my dead body.” - Robin

That’s when Beastboy and Raven internally bid Robin farewell as they held their phones proudly, to witness the bloodbath that would soon follow Robin’s last words

“… Such a shame, and to think I actually had a sliver of respect for you.”

And it was over, just as Marinette said, once she was exactly 5ft. from Robin, she was right infront of him in less than a second, her sword swinging fast and hard as Robin just barely managed to block it from hitting his neck. Marinette spared no time, and had her left leg swing forward in one quick motion, hitting Robin’s side, he stumbled back. Marinette swung her sword at him again, this time aiming for where his hands held the handle of his sword. As Robin tried to block Marinette’s attack, her sword slid down quickly, and onto his hand. Robin backed off, as he swaped the sword from his right had, to his left, but that was all he managed to do within the small moment he got away from Marinette. As Robin readied for the next blow, Marinette quickly changed from swinging her sword at him, to sweeping his legs out from under him. As Robin tried to process what had just happened, he felt the tip of Marinette’s sword press at his throat.

“Do you want to be a dead birdbrain, or a birdbrain that kept the last of it’s feathers?” - Marinette stared down at Robin as the other Titans, including Starfire, had their jaws on the floor

Robin stared at Marinette’s sword and then at Marinette before he finally answered meekly “sorry”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.” - Marinette gave him a smile as he glared up at her

“I’m.Sorry.” - Robin spoke through gritted teeth

“There! That wasn’t so hard now was it?” - Marinette pulled her sword away and streched out her hand to help Robin up

Although Beastboy and even Raven’s cackling made Robin want to refuse Marinette’s hand, he thought it best to just do as the bluenette said, and he dare not complain to his father, let alone any one of his brothers or sisters, about this. The last thing he needed was a new sister, he definitely didn’t want one like Marinette, she was like the Spawn of Satan herself once he angered her…

“Oh god… she’s just like me but ten time worse when I started living with father… fucking carma you bitch!”

As Robin was checked on by Starfire and Cyborg, Beastboy and Raven went up to Marinette to hug her

“Avenge my dealth.” - Robin looked to Cyborg

“… You better play coffin dance when I die.” - Cyborg turned to Marinette and spoke - “ I challenge you to a hack off!” - Cyborg figured he would win, considering he was the best hacker in Jump City

“Okay, what kind of simulation are you going to run?” - Marinette

At least, until Marinette came

“Pardon?” - Cyborg began to sweat

“Will it be time based, point based, stealth based, or will it be based on how much damage you can do?” - Marinette smiled as she spoke

Cyborg was royally screwed

“Uhhh, t-time based!” - Cyborg worked best under pressure, he got this in the bag

……… ……… ………

he didn’t have it in the bag

They had gone to the hacker simulation room, and set up the toughest program they had. Cyborg was the only one to ever beat it in under 5 minutes.

Marinette on the other hand beat it un under 30 seconds

“How the- why- how- impossible- can’t be- meta.” - Cyborg ran to Marinette grabbing her shoulder as he yelled - “You’re a Meta! That’s the only logical explanation!” - Cyborg had startled Marinette by doing what he did, which caused the bluenette to flip Cyborg over her shoulder, like it was nothing, hard onto the floor

“Sorry! Reflexes.” - Marinette helped the stunned Cyborg back up

“You aren’t human!” - Cyborg ran from Marinette into the safe room, hoping it was all a dream, a really bad dream, before coming back and stood behind Robin

“… I don’t have any meta powers that could help me hack though.” - Marinette was confused why Cyborg thought her being meta was the only answer, for all he knew, she had an uncle who was great with technology and really liked riddles!

“Is there anything you aren’t good at?!” - Nightstar couldn’t tell if she was in awe or scared of Marinette… but she did know one thing, she will become Marinette’s apprentice.

“I don’t know, magic maybe?” - Marinette never really tried magic, though it did intrigue her

Her answer caused Robin and Cyborg to run up to Raven both talking in sync

“Challenge her!Oh Raven- Kenobi You’re our only hope!” - Raven glared at them, they knew Star Wars quotes were her one true weakness

“*sigh* You want to learn magic?” - Raven look to Marinette who was instantly at her side as she spoke

“YES!” - Marinette hugged Raven, she would finally learn magic!

“Why do I feel like she won’t do the challenge?” - Cyborg looking at Robin

“Because she’s fallen to the dark side.” - Robin clenched his fist as he stared at his fallen teammate

They went back into the living room and got ready.  Raven gave Marinette a piece of paper and a pen, and told her to draw what came to her mind when she thought of a magic symbol.

Once they were done, Raven had Marinette crumble her paper in her fist, and told her to imagine water flowing into it.

Raven’s crumpled paper turned into a dark purple and grey mist infront of her.

Once Raven’s mist cleared, a tiny Raven looking creature was floating in front of her.

“See? Just like that.” - Raven

“… Greetings my chosen, I am Tapp, the Raven Kwami of Magic, how may I serve thee?” - Tapp

“Oh… it can talk… that’s a first.” - Raven was a bit surprised

Then, Marinette’s crumpled paper turned into a smoke that was mixed with red, gold, and hints of blue, forming a tiny lizard shape before the smoke vanished, leaving behind a lizard.

“Ooh, I got a Lizard!” - Marinette bent down to admire the red lizard as it looked up at her

“Hey! Let’s get one thing straight! It’s Dragon. Dra-gon. Not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing.” - The little Dragon then proceeded to do the tongue thing

“Okay, then mighty little dragon, why are you so tiny?” - Marinette was pretty sure dragons were bigger than 1½ foot.

“I am not tiny, I’m travel size, for your convenience.” - The little travel size dragon boasted

“… Why the hell are you here?” - Tapp zipped over to the dragon

“Oh, hey Tappy, how’s it Tappin?” -The dragon looked at Tapp, who had a frustrated look on his face

“For Mortals sake! I have told you to call me Tapp! My rightful name! You don’t see me calling you Mushie, or Mu-mu, or Shu shu! No, I call you Mushu, YOUR rightful name!” - Tapp was clearly annoyed

“Well, I can call you whatever I want Tappy, and I still wonder what roasted Raven tastes like.” - Mushu was now starting to eye Tapp as a snack

“No!” - Tapp hid in Raven’s hood to get away from Mushu

“… It’s nice to meet you Mushu, I’m Marinette.” - Marinette extended her hand for Mushu to hop up on

“Nice to meet you as well. So, where did you find my Miraculous?” - Mushu hoped up onto Marinette’s hand as she brought him to her face

“Your… what?” - Marinette

“My Miraculous, you know, a bronze broche that has the head of a dragon on it.” - Mushu waited for Marinette to show him his long beloved broche

“uhhhh… I don’t have it? I summoned you with a piece of paper.” - Marinette

“… wut?” - Mushu

And that’s how Marinette and Mushu met, she had to deal with Mushu having a mini heart attack, but all was good, she promised she would find his broche one day. Mushu ended up binding their souls, so he wouldn’t fade away, Tapp doing the same with Raven. He explained that normally a Kwami is bound to their Miraculous, which can then be easily passed down threw generations, but somehow, he and Tapp were summoned without their Miraculous, which meant one of two things, either their Miraculous was destroyed, or they were lost in one of the different dimensions that exists between the mortal realms, and the realm of the Kwamis.

Marinette didn’t see much of Robin, Cyborg or Starfire after her successful summoning. She spent the rest of her time with Nightstar (who seemed to be following Marinette around), Raven and Beastboy. And before Marinette knew it, she was heading back to Gotham in the Zeta-Tube, a new friend in hand, and a lot of explanations for when she got home.

She knows her Moms and Aunt will love Mushu, but she can’t say the same for her Uncle, who has a fear of tiny travel size sentient beings.

How was her life so chaotic, yet so wonderful at the same time?

Well, that’s something only fate knows.

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Chapter 6 complete, hope you’re all having a wonderful day, staying safe and staying healthy, remember to rock any and all positive vibes that head your way BUG-OUT!🐞💮🐞

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And if any of you are wondering what you have to draw to summon Mushu and Tapp, here it is:

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

Please send requests in my asks for doodles or short oneshots of pretty much any Miraculous ship, especially the following!!! (Note: This list will be updated as time goes on.)

Edit: I will also do chicken nugget pfp’s of any miraculous holder!

Edit 2: I’m now including just heroes, too! And heroes/redesigns from my AUs! You can also ask about a specific character in a specific AU :)

Alyanette

Chlogami

Adrino

Marigami/Kagaminette

Adri(e)nette

Adrigaminette

Marichat

Ladynoir

DJWifi

ot4

Chloalya

Snekmouse

Ninette

Ninogaminette

Sechuran AU:

Ninette

Lukadrigami

Sechuran (fox!Mari)

CD (ladybug!Nino)

Kuro Neko AU:

Kuro Neko (black cat!Kagami)

Serpent AU:

Serpent (snake!Lila)

Honey Bee (bee!Mari)

I,,, had an urge,,,, to start a new AU! BUT I think I’m going to combine it with my Serpent AU instead!

Trying to explore new styles!

No need to thank me; I really enjoy talking with you and hearing about your AUs! :D

And also this is amazing!!!!!

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[I would once again like to thank my wonderful Miraculous friend, @buginetye, for helping me in creating more wonderful ideas for this fic, hope you're having an absolutely wonderful day]

Chapter 7: Greetings Mighty Mushu

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Marinette enjoyed her day at Titan Tower, she definitely enjoyed the magic summoning. She had spent almost half the day there and was now walking back home with Mushu hiding in the hoodie of her winter jacket.

Walking down the empty alley not far from her home, Mushu poped his head out to look around.

"... Damn, the world looks like shit now, what did you humans do to it?" - Mushu

"Well, this is an alley, normally they look a bit nicer, but we're in Gotham, so it has its own unique charm to it." - Marinette walking down the alley

"... Ah yes, the sight of garbage, and old puddles of blood are very ‘Charming’" - Mushu pointing out the garbage and one old blood puddle

"It's Gotham, it only gets better sight wise in the center of the city, and worse crime wise all over." - Marinette now back on the sidewalk and heading towards a heavily overgrown parking lot

"... How have humans not gone extinct yet?" - Mushu

"Don't know, it's honestly a miracle." - Marinette walking through the heavily overgrown parking lot

"I'll never understand you humans... Anyway, why does it feel like we're in a jungle?" - Mushu

"It's a saftey measure." - Marinette continued walking as the thick brush seemed to part for her to pass.

"... Am I seeing things, or did those plants just move out of the way for you?" - Mushu rubbed his eyes before seeing more of the plants open up, showing a clear path - "It's like fucking Narnia all over again!"

"Wait, you've seen the movie Narnia?" - Marinette paused for a moment to get a better look at Mushu

"No, there is no ‘The Movie Narnia’, I'm talking about Narnia, it's a mystical world where I once had a holder that lived there... The talking Lion was a bit weird, even for me." - Mushu

"... It actually exists?" - Marinette

"Of course! There were even three human children from this dimension that went to Narnia, though I'm not sure how many years ago that may have been." - Mushu

"I-... I don't know how to respond to that." - Marinette stood on the open path, now wondering if every movie/book that was fantasy related, was actually based on real things

Only one way to find out

"... Um... Do you know what lightsabers are?" - Marinette

"You mean those glowy sticks that come in a lot of colors?" - Mushu

"Yes." - Marinette

"... Is this another one of those ‘movies’ of yours or something?" - Mushu

"Maybe..." - Marinette

"... Let me guess, you want to know if ‘The Force Is Strong Within You’, and try to find a way to get a glowy stick too? Is that it?" - Mushu crossed his t̶i̶n̶y̶ travel size arms as he spoke

"... Possibly." - Marinette slowly continued down the path

"... That ain't gonna happen." - Mushu hid himself back in Marinette's hoodie, cutting off their conversation. And Marinette got the message and kept walking... for about a minute

"... So, are you the ‘Kwami’ of Sass or?" - Marinette almost at the end of the path

"What the hell makes you think that?" - Mushu popped back out to look at Marinette

"You just seem a bit sassy to me." - Marinette

"Oh no you didn't!" - Mushu moved his head side to side and snapped his claws while moving his paw infront of his face

"Or Drama? Which is it?" - Marinette walking up to a gate

"Neither! I'll have you know, 𝐈 am the Kwami of Perfection!" - Mushu

"That's kinda vague don't you think?" - Marinette walking through the gate and closing it behind her

"...No, I'm perfect in every way, how can that be vague?" - Mushu

"Well, it's perfectly vague, you could make the world or a tiny useless object perfectly useless, or perfectly useful. So, I see it as a vague thing." - Marinette walking towards a buildings' garden with many, many different kinds of plants

"Okay, I see your point, but... It's perfection." - Mushu's words made Marinette laugh - "What is it now?"

"It's just, with you, someone could draw the shittiest drawing in history, and if you ‘perfected’ it, it would become the perfect shitty masterpiece!" - Marinette had to stop walking from all the laughter

"... That's not funny." - Mushu

"Yes it is! ... WAIT! Has it actually happened?!" - Marinette tried to sound serious, but still had a few giggles as she spoke

"... You people enjoyed those cave paintings didn't you?" - Mushu

"... Holy shit you're old." - Marinette finally stopped laughing when it sunk in Mushu was ancient

"... I'm gonna sleep now, m'kay?" - Mushu stared at Marinette for a moment, before making sure to whip his tail at Marinette's cheek as he went back to the warmth of her hoodie

Marinette ignored the tail whip and entered the garden when she was completely done laughing. She continued over to the front door, and opened it. As soon as she stepped inside and closed the door behind her, she was instantly jumped my Bud and Lou, causing her to laugh as she was covered in slobber.

"Hello Marigold, how was your day?" - Ivy coming out of the kitchen to greet Marinette

"It was great, I had a lot of fun." - Marinette said as she hugged Bud and Lou one more time before getting back up

"I'm glad to hear that, dinner will be ready soon." - Ivy walked over to Marinette to give her a kiss on her forehead

"Okay... um, where is everyone else?" - Marinette couldn't sense their energy anywhere within the building

"Well, Harley is out... doing some business, Ed is running from Batman again, and Selina... I think is robbing another high-end place." - Ivy walking back to the kitchen with Marinette behind her

"Oh, well, I was hoping to show everyone something I found." - Marinette taking off her coat only to see Mushu giving her a VERY disapproving look before heading into the kitchen with Mushu on her shoulder

"And what might that be-" - Ivy froze the moment she saw this tiny thing on Marinette's shoulder.

"Marinette Isley-Quinzel, what is that?" - Ivy with a very concerned look on her face

"Before you say or do anything, this is Mushu, and I'm stuck with him?" - Marinette wasn't really sure how to tell her mom she bound her soul to a t̶i̶n̶y̶ travel size Dragon God

"Pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm- ACK!" - Mushu was instantly grabbed by a carnivorous plant

"IT CAN TALK?!" - Ivy had the plant try and swallow Mushu

"WAIT MOM, NO! He's fine I summoned him!" - Marinette had the plant spit Mushu out, only for him to go face first on the kitchen door and stick to it, in an almost cartoon like fashion, he very slowly slid down the door

"You- what?" - Ivy was very confused

"I summoned him with magic...?" - Marinette suddenly sensed her other mom

"What'd I miss, and who summoned what?" - Harley slammed the door open with a serious look on her face... causing Mushu to get smooshed between the door and the wall, everyone heard a tiny crack of something

"What was dat sound just now?" - Harley looked at a shocked Ivy and a pale Marinette before looking behind the door and seeing a living... something smashed like a cartoon

"... Ives, have yuh been growin' your ‘special’ plants again? Cawze I tink I'm seein' tings… mawh than usual."

"No, what you're seeing is real." - Ivy walked over to Mushu, and carefully grabbed him (well more like peeled him) off the wall

"Den what am I lookin' at exactly?" - Harley poked Mushu, and saw his eye twitch - "Dat's not right."

"M-Mushu? Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?!" - Marinette held up 3 fingers

". . . 3?" - Mushu spoke meekly

"Are yuh okay?" - Harley asked Mushu with slight concern

"What does it look like?" - Mushu glowed faintly before returning to his normal look

"Was dat Magic?!" - Harley asked excitedly

"No, it was a trick of the light, OF COURSE IT WAS MAGIC!" - Mushu crossed his arms as he hopped onto Marinette's shoulder

"You don't have to be rude about it, besides, you're a god, you can't exactly die... right?" Marinette didn't notice the growing shock on both her mom's faces

"Of course not. Like I've said, 𝑰 am Perfection, and as such, I can't die in such an imperfect way, obviously." - Mushu lifted his head high with his chest out as he spoke in a proud manner

"Geeze, you and Chloé would love eachother." - Marinette looked at Mushu, who was ignoring her gaze

"Hold Up did I just squish a GOD?!" - Harley was both in awe and shock... mostly very concerned shock

"...Why yes you did, now *ehem*, Bow Down Before Me Foolish Mortal, Before 𝐈 Smight Thee Imperfect Self." - Mushu had such a smug look on his face, before Marinette held him upsidedown - "Hey! Blueberry, what the heck?! Put me Down this instant!" - Mushu went quite after realizing his voice cracked

"Apologize please." - Marinette holding Mushu from his tale

"For what?" - Mushu

"For freaking out my mom, she believes in that stuff, so if you please." - Marinette

"... *sigh* Because Blueberry insists, 𝑰, the Mighty Mushu, Kwami of Perfection: Apologize for what I said that may or may not have scared you." - Mushu spoke reluctantly, but sounded somewhat sincere

"... So where d'ja get de tawhkin' lizard?" - Harley asked as she went to grab some coffee

"Magic summon." - Marinette replied with a smile

"... That's it! All of Yall LISTEN UP, I am NOT a Lizard, for the last time I AM A DRAGON! D.R.A.G.O.N!" - Mushu fed up with being called a lizard

"Then why are you so tiny?" - Ivy asked innocently

"Tiny? Tiny!? I AM NOT TINY! I AM TRAVEL SIZE FOR CONVENIENCE!" - Mushu was really fed up, he hopped off of Marinette's shoulder and started walking to the door

"Mushu, where are you going?" - Marinette watching Mushu walk closer to the door

"I need some fresh air, so I'll just be outside thank you very much." - Mushu continued walking and phased through the door that lead to the Gardens

"Wait, if he could phase through stuff... Why de fuck was he flattened like a pancake on de wall?" - Harley sipping her coffee

"He's just a little dramatic." - Marinette

"I'd say mawh than ‘just a little’ Cupcake, he needs therapy... do Gods even go tuh therapy sessions?" - Harley looking outside the window to see Mushu yelling his head off

"And he's yelling infront of the Common and Green Figwort, my poor babies..." - Ivy was just about ready to have another plants silence Mushu, but Marinette had gone out to Mushu, looked at him for a second, said something that shocked Mushu, and Ivy (Ivy was listening through her babies) before Marinette came back in with a smile. Both adults looked back to the Garden, only to see Mushu standing there like he was just slapped in the face.

"What on earth d'ja say tuh make him look like yuh offended his very existence?" - Harley, who has no clue what Marinette said

"Nothing really." - Marinette acting like she didn't

"Marigold, who taught you that kind of threat, it left him speachless!" - Ivy

"Ummm, Aunt Selina?" - Marinette now looking a bit guilty

"What d'ja say?" - Harley

"I only said that ‘I would refuse to help him find his broach if he keeps acting like a child.’ Did I go to far?" - Marinette looking a bit worried

"My Cupcake's learnin' how tuh threaten people, and dis was huh first threat... I'm SO PROUD!" - Harley gave Marinette a big hug - "Dey grow up so fast!"

"What-!" Marinette was soon getting a bone crushing hug from both her moms

"We're so proud of you, but don't do that to everyone, only bad guys, okay?" - Ivy

"Ok... but... I... can't... BREATHE-!!"

·•——–·Now lets back up a bit·–——•·

Starfire was in the living room watching Nightstar beat everyone in UMS3, she didn't expect to see Beastboy being strangled while Raven recorded it infront of the Zeta-Tube, but soon realized it was Beastboy and Raven's friend that was to visit the Tower today. Everything seemed somewhat normal about the girl, though she was quite strong if she got Beastboy in a headlock. The next thing that came as a surprise, was Marinette beating everyone in UMS3, she had never seen anyone beat someone so fast before, and then, Robin challenged her to a duel with real swords! Had he lost his mind? She was a civilian!

But Starfire knew there was no way to change his mind, so she gave them wooden swords instead, and hoped that he wouldn't hurt Marinette to much.

... But then she saw that not one of his attacks affected her, she had a perfect defensive position, and was easily dodging all of Robins strikes. Then she saw Robin back off, thinking about something. She was about to call it a tie, but was cut off by Robin throwing instutls at Marinette, it shocked Starfire, Robin had never thrown insults in a simple duel. She looked to Marinette, she thought the girl might cry, but that's when Starfire saw it, something was VERY different about Marinette, while through the whole match she was calm and overall happy, she suddenly had a weired energy to her, she didn't change her expression, she just stood there. When Marinette spoke, it sent shivers down Starfire's spine, the icy tone in her voice wasn't something normal for any civilian. Marinette quickly defeated Robin after that, and Starfire went to make sure he was alright. She continued to watch Marinette more closely, both during the hack off and the magic summoning. Starfire was concerned that Marinette may be a villain, or working for one, so she went to the Watchtower for their daily reports. Starfire was first to arrive, she sat at the table, wondering why Marinette seemed so... destructive...

It took about 30 minutesfor everyone to arrive, each JL member listing off their findings for the day, then it was Diana's turn to report in.

"Everything is as it should be with the Amazons, and Themyscira. Though one of our artifacts acted strangely, it stoped quickly, and is nothing that should be of concern, that is all." - Diana sat back down once she was done, and then it was Zatanna's turn

"And do you have anything to report in today?" - Batman spoke from his spot at the table

"Well, I do not know if it is to be of any concern at the moment, but at around 5:32pm EST time, I felt a... disturbance, it was faint, but also very strong, it alsmost seemed like some kind of Ancient Magic was activated for a short time." - Zatanna seemed to be lost in thought with a worried expression as she spoke

"Were you able to determine it's origins and how long it lasted?" - Batman

"Yes, though it lasted for less than 10 seconds, I was able to find the general area it was in, if you'll please look to the screen." - Zatanna brought up a before and after image Magic Map of Jump City

"As you can see before the time of the anomaly, everything was normal, then withing the 10 seconds it lasted, half of Jump City was covered in a chaotic, and destructive Ancient Magic. This Magic wasn't strong enough to do any damage thankfully, so whoever or whatever caused it, either didn't know how to use this type of Magic, or showed a point of weakness or extreme anger in their core. The only spot that was heavily covered with it was the general area of Titan Tower. As of now we don't know what exactly caused this, but I will see to it that it's checked out thoroughly, I would like to request Dr. Fate, and John Constantine's help in order to make the search quicker." - Zatanna sat back down after Batman gave a nod of approval.

"Starfire, did you sense anything different today while you where in the Tower?" - Batman

Starfire stood up and answered a but nervously

"Yes, infact, I may know who caused it." - Starfire

"Then tell us." - Batman

"I think it was the friend Beastboy and Raven brought to the Tower today." - Starfire

"How old were they, and what was their name?" - Batman

"She is the same age as Beastboy and Raven, and I only know her first name: Marinette." - Starfire

"Well, was their any instance when this Marinette seemed different or angry?" - Zatanna

"Yes... it was during her and Robin's duel..." - Starfire

"What?" - Batman

"Why the hell would Demon Spawn duel a civi?" - Red Hood

"She beat him and everyone else at UMS3. I am unable to change his mind when it is made up, so I kept a close eye on them during their match." - Starfire

"So then she lost to Robin and got mad?" - Nightwing

"No... Robin, couldn't land a hit on her so he threw insults at her to get her mad... and it worked, though probably not how he planned." - Starfire

"Was there any noticable change about her?" - Zatanna

"She had a strange feeling to her afterwars, it felt almost curse like, or... more like looking at death? She asked for Robin to apologize, yet he didn't. Her movements were quick and precise, and she took Robin down." - Starfire

Everyone was in silence at the table... except

"She took down Demon SPAWN OH MY GOD!" - Red Hood was soon laughing his ass of, and fell out of his chair

As Red Hood laughed at the not so funny situation, they all looked to Batman for their next move

"Did she, or anyone mention who her parents where, and where she might live?" - Batman

"No, oddly enough, not once did she or her friends say anything about how she or her family were, nothing about where she lived or names of family members." - Starfire

"Then we'll assign two individuals to keep an eye on her." - Batman

"But who should we send?" - Superman

Red Hood just kept laughing, until Batman spoke up

"We'll send Red Hood." - Batman

"Hahaha- WAIT WHAT?! Why do I have to Babysit?!" - Red Hood

"Becuase you haven't had a mission in a while." - Batman

"Bullshit, I have done a lot of missions lately!" - Red Hood

"Name one mission within the last month you had." - Batman

". . . Fine I'll babysit." - Red Hood grumpily sat back down in his chair

"Was anyone from the Tower somewhat close to her, other than Beastboy and Raven?" - Batman

"Nightstar seemed to be forming a possible good friendship." - Starfire

"Then Nightstar will accompany Red Hood in watching them." - Batman

"Why did you make it sound like she's incharnge of me?! I'm the adult!" - Red Hood was offended, but Batman ignored him and stood up from his seat to finish the meeting.

·•————· The next day ·————•·

Marinette introduce Mushu to her Aunt the next morning, and they got along quite well from the start. Apparently, Mushu likes shiny things, and has agreed to help perfect Catwoman's heists if he gets at least one shiny gem or metal object...

Her Uncle wasn't able to meet Mushu, since he was caught by a Batbird and was sent to Arkham. Which might be a good thing for once, her Uncle never liked small talking creatures.

Marinette couldn't go out, since Raven and Beastboy told her that she was gonna be under surveillance again, and since her moms were out ‘working’ she was left with her Aunt, Mushu, Bud and Lou. Marinette tried to find ways not to be board, but she failed, and was hanging upsidedown from the railing of the metal spral staircase, while blowing bubblegum when her Aunt walked in.

"What are you doing?" - Selina was confused why Marinette was blowing bubblegum upsidedown... again

"*pop*Trying to think of something fun to do." - Marinette

"... Upsidedown?" - Selina walked closer till she was below her Neice, and looking up at her

"Yup *pop*." - Marinette looking at her Aunt

Selina didn't want Marinette to be like that all day, she could get a headache if Marinette stayed like that, and then she thought of something that might be good for Marinette to learn...

"How about we come up with a game?"- Selina smiled as she spoke

"*pop* Okay." - Marinette untangled her legs from the railing and gracefully landed infront of her Aunt

"*pop* What are the rules for this game?" - Marinette looked up at her Aunt with a smile, wondering if the game would be fun

"The rules are simple, no use of weapons, no outside help, at elast for now, no magic or help from Mushu, and no pat downs." - Selina

"Okay, and what is the objective for this game?" - Marinette

"Pickpocket me. It is a useful skill, and we'll make it fun, and if you get good at it, I'll let you join me on a robbing spree or two." - Selina

"Okay, easier said than done, do I have to be in your line of sight, or can I try and do it sneakily?" - Marinette

"Either is fine." - Selina

"Am I allowed to swap the items out with random objects?" - Marinette

"Of course, anything within the rules is allowed, as long as you get the objects." - Selina

"Okay, I'm ready then." - Marinette smiled at her Aunt, happy that this would be fun and useful

And she did remarkably well for her first time. Although Selina put the objects in slightly hard spots in her jackets, Marinette was able to get them, and swap them with other objects similar in size, even when she didn't know what the target item was. They kept on going, and Marinette kept getting better and better with each game. So Selina stepped it up a notch, and started grabbing bigger items, yet Marinette still did well. They took a break around noon for lunch.

"So how are you able to know what kind of item I have, and where, if you didn't see it?" - Selina was wondering how her Kitten managed to make such quick progress in such little time.

"Its' energy." - Marinette replied simply

"What do you mean?" - Selina looked at Marinette, did she have other meta-abilities?

"Everything has its own kind of energy, this table, the silverware, your hidden tazer in your watch." - Marinette listing off different items

"So, you can differentiate the different energies, and know what they are right off the bat?" - Selina

"More or less, I have to know what object the energy is related to, so I would have to at least see it once, and then I can tell what and where it is by the energy, though I can't have a very wide search range, the bigger the object the easier it is to sense it from far away, and the smaller it is, the harder it is to sense from a distance." - Marinette

"Does this also apply to people?" - Selina

"Yes, though the energy of people is unique to only them, I have yet to see two people with the same energy." - Marinette got up from the table to continue their game

"I'm so proud of you!" - Selina gave Marinette a big hug before continuing the game

By the end of the day Marinette was a master at slight of hand. A useful skill for what she had planned. Sometime around 8pm Marinette decided to go out as Wonder Quinn, though her suit had the same color designs, it was altered to fit the cold weather. She also made a special pocket for Mushu within her hoodie, so he could stay in it whether she had it on her head or not. She was running along the rooftops, heading to a special spot where she met up with Beastboy and Raven, they stopped a few crimes as they mostly had fun on the rooftops. They got some snacks and were sitting on some gargoyles...

"... I think I want to steal the Batmobile." - Marinette proclaimed nonchalantly

"*PFFFFF* WHAT?!" - Raven/Beastboy spat there drinks out in shock

"I said I want to steal the Batmobile, I promise I'll return it afterwards." - Marinette smiled sweetly at her friends, they were in for a long, and fast ride.

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Chapter 7... it took a bit to long, but here it is! Hope you're all staying safe and having an absolutely marvelous day !BUG-OUT! 🐞💮🐞

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submitted prompt: Universal Theater

You know, with how things keep happening in such crazy and unreasonable manner, I got this horrifying idea.

Maybe I should regret this?

AU

Akumatised Marinette.

Amokized Marinette.

Also, things might be confusing in the beginning so, sorry for that.

Inspired by the Epic Battle Fantasy game series, particularly the fifth one, because God, those were my childhood games.

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Marinette, 0.3 seconds before this happened:

TW: BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE UNDER CUT!

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf