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Yes!!! And every time Jason asks why there were so many bees she has a different excuse because duh, he wouldn’t keep asking if he believed her, right?

The excuses get weirder and weirder. They include, but are not limited to:

I had a bunch of flowers in my bag (“Marinette, you were cuddling the bees. Your bag was 3 feet away, on the ground.”)

I’m a beekeeper (“You live in Gotham. Where would you keep them, and would they be here?”)

I had some very strong perfume (“You absolutely did NOT.”)

I’m using them for research, as part of an experiment (“You’re a fashion designer, not a scientist.”)

I was cursed (“How would you get cursed with bees? And why?”)

I’m part of a bee cult (“Can I join?”)

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

So since I think Ra canonically exists in Miraculous, imagine this:

Through some weird Ladybug and/or Guardian stuff, Marinette gets more powers related to previous holders or other gods (since kwamis are pretty much gods) (if Guardian than possibly of other Miraculous because I don’t think Ra was Ladybug).

Anyway she was just crying and she stopped but now she’s kinda just. Hanging out with all these bees

Jason finds her and is like. Damn. Cute girl!!!

He wants to flirt with her but his brain short-circuits, he sees the bees, and he says

“Ya like jazz?”

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

*whispering* so uh you know how the tears of Ra, the Egyptian sun god, would turn into bees when they hit the ground?

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

Lila: bisexual rights

Marinette, sighing: saying that doesn't let you get away with cri-

Lila: be gay, do crimes

Marinette: okay, that does.

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

turned into a moth man after mom disappeared and now is having an affair with a pigeon man and a peacock lady while fighting me every other day

Living in a city with superheroes

Marinette, watching Adrien beat the shit out of the people his father sends to beat them up:

AU where Marinette knows that Hawk Moth is actually Gabriel, she just wants to see how long it'll take for Adrien to work it out

Have A Nice Day!

...Can I please use this

AU where the main five miraculous holders all know each other's identities and kinda just, trade miraculous' around like their bowls of popcorn on movie night

Like if they need the cat but adrien can't get away from his photo shoot without being really sus? Hey, alya is free.

Nini has to baby sit his brother but they need the turtle? Hell let marinette do it, adrien can be ladybug this time.

The rapid switching would also make them more unpredictable to their enemy, because how do you plan for a fighting style if you have no fuckin idea who's showing up?

Fu has no fucking idea who the original holders were supposed to be for each miraculous and it's better that way

The kwami's get to hang out with each other and The Fab Five are just vibing

Just consider

I tried my best to harness the raw chaotic cursed energy of the AU tbh

Glad I succeeded! :D

AU where instead of the bee kwami being pollen its Barry B. Benson

After Hawkmoth is defeated she heals Duusu and makes a sentimonster and gives it free will. The sentimonster?

A KWAMI SIZED VERSION OF HER

She jokes that the mini Marinette is like her child

Barry B. Benson: *somehow making out with mini Marinette*

Jason: hey Mari what the fuck

Marinette: they grow up so fast :,)

AU where instead of the bee kwami being pollen its Barry B. Benson

@moonlitceleste

AU where instead of the bee kwami being pollen its Barry B. Benson

Fanfiction Prompt

Nooroo may not be able to fight back, but that doesn’t mean he’s powerless. After all, he can still torture Gabriel with these horrifying akuma designs that he actually has to interact with. Cue Gabriel attempting to give fashion lessons to Nooroo, and Nooroo pretending not to understand at all 

via ElusiveMuse

nino, chloe, and adrien out on the town for the day *phone rings* "we have your wives" "good luck" "wait wha-" *click* *cue marinette throwing a grown man like a bag of flour, alya's already hacked their tech (picked up a few tips from max), and they never did check kagami's heels for her daggers*

They’re gonna need it.

If this post gets 80,000 notes by September 13th 2021 I’ll finally finish writing my novel “Cosmic Collisions” and self-publish it!

Bioluminescent dragons and jellyfish in space

LGBTQIA characters

Set in space ships

Fantasy/romance

Dystopian

League!Marinette for my Daminette as twins AU!

Would be funny if when felix and lila replace gabe and nathalie the peacock is broken all over again leaving them in a similar situation as their predecessors. only lila does not give a shit about felixs condition. he goes into a coughing fit and says "i think im dying" and lila just looks at him and is like "god i hope so."

I was just rereading this and realized that the ox miraculous is a septum ring askjhgslkhgf

Dodgeball

Maribat by @ozmav

This is part of my PACK AU. I decided that I would post one shots about this au and then, when I have more time, I will do a whole fanfic.

You can find parts of this AU here, here, here and here.

This is 1.6K!

They were at lunch. No one wanted to go to the bakery that day for lunch, as Sabine and Tom were busy with a huge order from André Bourgeois for a political event at the hotel.

So, they had arranged to bring food/sweets to lunch together in a forgotten room at school.

Marinette had brought a strawberry charlotte russe (the whole cake); Adrien had made chocolate chip cookies; Kagami arrived with various sweets and drinks that had been sent to her from Japan; Luka came with calissons; Damian set a box of mahmoul on the table; Chloe had baked a salted caramel pie; Max had brought croissants and Kim macarons.

The Kwamis were too happy to see the variety. (Plagg grumbled a little for not having Camembert, but Tikki managed to control him.)

It was a feast. Both for the food and for each other’s presence. All eight were resting after eating everything.

Adrien lying on Luka and Chloe’s legs; Chloe resting her head on the musician’s shoulder while her hands hugged Kagami sideways; Kagami had Kim sitting on the floor between her legs and with his back to her; Damian’s legs stretched over Kim’s, Marinette in his arms; Max was lying fully on the floor with only his head resting on Marinette’s thigh while playing a game on the phone.

It was calm and quiet. Or rather calm and quiet minus Kim. He kept twitching.

Chloe snorts irritably.

“I’ll kick you out of the room if you don’t keep quiet.”

“Let’s do something!” He moans. “I ate too much sugar and now I can’t calm down.”

Marinette makes a murmur understanding the boy. She also felt energy rush under her skin from too much sugar.

“I think we’re all in the same boat.” Damian mutters against Marinette’s neck.

“How about we play dodgeball?” Adrien says suddenly and sits down to look at everyone. “It will drain the excess energy and we can have fun too.”

“Hmm, I don’t know…” Max replies. “Do you have clothes in the locker room?”

“No.” Kagami nods negatively. “But that would be no problem. We can get some from Mari-hime’s house.”

“Okay.” Luka smiles, breaking away from Chloe and standing up. “I think we’ll play dodgeball.”

xxxx

Francois Dupont was not prepared for a dodgeball match between eight heroes.

Not even Ms. Bustier’s class.

All the students had gone to the second floor, the floor that gave access to the classrooms, to give more space for the fierce battle that was taking place in the school yard.

It was easy to recognize the shock, disbelief, and envy on the students’ faces each time Marinette Dupain-Cheng deftly deflected a ball that would probably be fatal (and painful) if it hit her.

When Kagami Tsurugi violently kicked a ball coming toward her back to Max, who just used another ball to escape the attack and the school choked on watching it.

They saw Kim Le Chien jump into the basketball hoop to catch a wandering ball and then, hanging upside down, throw the ball with unbelievable force toward Adrien Agreste.

Adrien, who exhibited abnormal flexibility in deflecting the most absurd attacks. Like when he fell to the floor with his legs spread like a ballerina without showing any discomfort with it.

Damian Al-Ghul was vicious. He seemed to be playing to draw blood, no matter if they were his friends in a friendly game. Each time he made his move, the ball bounced off the floor or walls in a loud, dry noise. Students shuddered every time this happened.

The biggest surprise of the audience was to see Chloe Bourgeois and Luka Couffaine in the midst of the carnage. Chloe for being the untouchable princess of Mayor Bourgeois and Luka for being known as a calm and very sweet guy.

But they were very different at the time.

Luka had a manic smile on his face, sliding on the floor like a pro and retaliating with power. Chloe giving no opportunity for the other team to retaliate before falling down by killing with multiple balls in various directions. She was flushed and sweating, but didn’t seem to be bothered by it.

Nino shudders when Adrien is the first to be hit. The sound of the ball hitting the model’s chest makes the DJ panic and he almost runs to his friend but is prevented by the blonde’s amused laugh.

“That was great, Ure!” He makes a move, a kip-up and soon stands, not looking hurt.

“I know.” Damian shouts back. “You’re getting slow, kitty. I think we’re feeding you too much.”

Ms. Bustier’s class reacts with surprise upon hearing the nickname.

“Kitty?” Alya mutters.

“Is he getting slow?” Nathaniel chokes.

“Dude, they’re feral!” A boy of Ms. Mendeleev’s class says excitedly.

“Adrien is so beautiful!” Adrien’s fan club sighs.

They watch Marinette eliminate Chloe in a skilled and powerful counterattack. The sound of the ball against Bourgeois’s thigh made it clear that Marinette was sparing no effort to eliminate her opponents.

Even if it was her friends.

Someone (a boy) whistles in appreciation.

“This girl is good.”

“She’s hot.” Another (boy) person responds.

Before Lila could say anything disparaging about Marinette, Kagami Tsurugi’s blazing gaze stopped in her direction. In their direction.

Kagami was still in the middle of the game when she stopped to look at them. And even being distracted by them, she was still fully capable of deflecting Kim’s shots.

“Is it my imagination or is she looking at us?” Boy #1 asks.

“Do you think she could hear what I said?” Boy #2 asks back.

“Impossible, she doesn't—” Kagami raises an eyebrow and they squeak in surprise.

She smiles sarcastically and then turns her attention back to the game as if nothing has happened.

“Holy shit. I think I pissed on my pants.” Boy #2 whispers.

Not just him. Lila could still feel the coldness of that look digging into her skin.

That group was scary.

Alya, on the other hand, was feeling in the twilight zone.

That could not be real. Marinette, who could barely walk on the paved ground without injury, was there, running and jumping, displaying a skill Alya had never seen before.

At least not from Marinette.

“I didn’t know Max was so skilled.” Ivan says beside her and she was forced to look away from the girl who used to be her best friend.

And- Oh! Another surprise.

She really couldn’t understand anything else. She was lost.

xxxx

The game ended with a draw.

On one side left Marinette and Kagami, on the other, Damian and Kim.

They had come to a halt, no one being able to hit anyone and the game was dragging on. Even if it didn’t let it be fun, the sugar effect was crumbling and they were already getting tired.

But even so, the game would continue if it wasn’t for Luka (God bless such a good person) warning about the time.

Kim sighed hopelessly, but agrees. They needed to shower and change to sit in the classroom for the rest of the day.

The four soon emerged from attack positions and began picking up the balls thrown across the yard to store. Kim still upset that he didn’t go on playing.

“Come on, we’ll finish this game later and we’ll know who’s the best.” Damian pats the boy comfortingly on the back and he cheers again with the promise of a rematch.

“Of course, it’s me.” He heaves his chest proudly.

Chloe laughs at that. “In your dreams, Capuchin.”

Kim pouts at her and Max stands on tiptoe so he can rub his hair.

“We’re done with the balls. Now let’s go home to change clothes.”

Luka appears (he had gone out to fetch their bags and lunch’s trash), his hands busy. He was still sweaty despite being the second to be eliminated.

“I already cleaned and closed the room. Let’s go because we’ll be late otherwise.”

“Ok mom!” The seven respond and he rolls his eyes.

Marinette was going to take the bag from Luka, but Adrien stops her.

“Mariiiii.” He calls, the bright eyes of a mischievous kitten.

She already knew what he wanted.

“Oh God. I can never resist those eyes.” She pretends to be angry and he laughs. "Okay, let’s go. Just this once.”

Marinette turns her back to Adrien and stretches her arms back. Adrien doesn’t think twice before wrapping his arms around her neck and wrapping his legs around her waist.

She holds his legs to give more security and starts walking, trying to reach the rest of the pack.

"I love you, Mari.” Adrien whispers against her ear. “I love you all.”

Marinette smiles.

“I-We love you too, kitten.”

“And we will protect you.” Kagami says, patting his back.

“Thanks. I’m so lucky.” Adrien hides his face in the back of Marinette’s neck and sniffs.

They were lucky. Having each other. A family.

EXTRA:

“… Did she just carry him like he weighed nothing?” Mylene blinks once more to make sure she was seeing right.

“Chloe was laughing. Really laughing.” Sabrina says. She looked stunned.

"Kitty…” Alya mutters. She still couldn’t get it out of her mind.

“Did Damian have a septum ring or was I imagining that?” Rose asks.

“Mom?” Juleka whispers.

“Kitty.” Alya again.

“Capuchin.” Nathaniel puts his hands against his head and squeezes.

“Kim gave up on a competition…” Alix says in surprise.

“They looked very close.” Lila points out.

“KITTY!” Alya shouts.

Nino and Ivan just watch the class catch fire… and Alya lose her mind.

[tag list]

@northernbluetongue @gimme-more-caffeine @kris-pines04 @drarryismylife101 @puzzlelover431 @18-fandoms-unite-08 @krispydefendorpolice @asheanomhominem  @you-will-never-know-how-i-think @cutechip @just-an-avarage-nerds-blog​ @lirulua @j-a-n-e–d-o-e @naclychilli

ALSKDJFL I kinda wanna write a oneshot or fic on this now

Alya, driving Marinette and Max : So how was your day?

Adrien : We almost got surprise adopted!

Alya : What?

Marinette : We almost got kidnapped.

Alya : Oh, okay.

Alya : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

my biggest problem with luka is that every time he plays his electric guitar, there is no amp in sight. it’s not plugged into anything and it still makes noise. 

i cannot stress enough how much electric guitars do not make an electric guitar sound when they’re not plugged in. this implies that either:

1. luka just makes guitar noises with his mouth when he strums and everyone is too polite to say anything, or

2. luka’s guitar is actually battery-powered and this whole time he’s been rocking one of these bad boys

@pixigirl​ and anyone else who wants!!

I stumbled across this super cute Picrew and couldn’t resist, so here’s myself and Marinette as magical girls.

Tags: @jalaluvsu​ @m3owww​ @avengerthewarrior​ @lady-literature​ @chocolate1721​ @zebrabaker​ and anyone else who wants to <3

Okay so it’s 1am and I SHOULD be asleep but instead have this, curtousy of my idiot, sleep-deprived brain

(Probably a fic soon to follow)

Some doodles~

A little Kuro Neko doodle I did~!

Please give me feedback!

Just a quick, six-minute Kuro Neko doodle to go along with my hc that Plagg takes away the ring if you don’t like croissants.

A Chloé x Alix doodle please? I'd like to see ^^

Here you go! Sorry it’s kinda rushed I’m supposed to be doing homework rn lol

I was thinking about doing Hero!Marcthaniel as a doodle

Here you go! Sorry it took so long, and sorry it’s just a doodle — I’m feeling horrible rn but I told you I’d complete it today and I don’t intend to go back on my word! Original character design by @mizulunaart !