I draw and write ~ please send me requests!!!In a battle for position of Ninette King with my friend Manta
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If there's one thing miraculous ladybug is going to teach children, it's that emotionally neglected/abused children who lash out and behave badly- Lila and Chloe- are evil and irredeemable and deserve no sympath, but that children in the same situations who cower down and keep their mouths shut, ei Kagami, Adrien, and Zoe, are good precious people who deserve the world.
I mean, not to be all black-and-white/ astruc-is-evil about it, its just really sickening patterns to notice in a kid's show. Especially a young kids show.
Oh shoot I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore tbh. My wife might just stay in a coma now. I’m just not ready for that level of commitment or sacrifice
So if someone used the Ladybug & Cat Miraculous to mix spaghetti and sauce, do you think that would mean someone else's spaghetti would spontaniously separate into plain noodles and sauce?
Okay real talk I don't know anything about the lore behind using the ladybug and cat miraculouses together. But this IS very funny, so I'm going to say yes. Absolutely.
(adrien, stealing both miraculouses back from his dad): no, you know what? fuck you. *unsauces your noodles*
Okay so. Hear me out. Majestia Superhero Ripoff with a trench coat on top and a detective hat with cat ears.
I'm so stuck between making cat! alya's superhero costume aesthetic Majestia Superhero Ripoff or 1920s Private Detective
We should bring back that genre of fanfiction that’s just a bunch of bitches living in a house. That shit rules unironically
SO THAT'S HOW RENA COMMUNICATES WITH THE TEAM!!!!
FUCKING FINALLY!!!
I'm sorry but Nathalie Sancoeur is the funniest character on this show. Forget the comic relief characters. The circumstances of Nathalie's entire existence as a character are hilarious
Y’all I’m sorry but for my own mental health I can no longer look through/read/reblog a lot of stuff. My mental health is down the gutter already and at this point I can only look through fun/fandom stuff because I’m very concerned about spiraling
Every day is Alyanette day if you’re not a coward
its an alyanette day for sure homies
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
Someone please find me the gif of the pure WONDER in Chat Noir’s eyes as he holds the de-evilized butterfly once he’s been de-akumatized. I think it really drives this home
Can't stop thinking about how we know Chat Noir has the ability to remove akumas as threats with his cataclysm and yet we've only see him do that once, right before he does the same to all of Paris. Can't stop thinking about how, in everything he did in that episode, that was the first kill.... can't stop thinking about how they always let Ladybug purify the akuma, even though it seemingly does nothing except keep a butterfly alive.
You know, with how things keep happening in such crazy and unreasonable manner, I got this horrifying idea.
Maybe I should regret this?
AU
Akumatised Marinette.
Amokized Marinette.
Also, things might be confusing in the beginning so, sorry for that.
Inspired by the Epic Battle Fantasy game series, particularly the fifth one, because God, those were my childhood games.
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By the way Luka does a similarly gay hand motion during his transformation ashdjsk—
I mean we all knew Juleka was gay but the hand really confirms it
How could you hide this in the tags, OP
bruce calling up clark in the middle of the night: listen bruv, if you had the chance would you date me?
clark: yeah ofcourse dude 100%
bruce: thanks, bro, i'll pick you up at 7
Hey so new, completely unrelated idea for the dog miraculous—
The fact that I’m seeing this reblogged on @great-akuma-ideas implies that Adrien gets akumatized over this and I am HERE for it
Plagg: Adrien and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Adrien: We what.
@pixigirl @boldlyanxious @thedragonbug
Because she deserves happiness.
Hey, I'm @ijustreallyloveshipping, and I think Marinette deserves happiness! This girl has been through so much and it sucks.
Let's go over the facts, shall we?
Marinette designs for all her friends, and makes art for all her friends for FREE. This must be time consuming and expensive, and she barely gets enough sleep by that.
She's trying to get over Adrien but no one is supporting her in that and many are making fun of her (See : New York Special).
When she finally gets a boyfriend, they break up because she has no time! She was genuinely in love with this boyfriend (Luka) and now her heart is broken!
On top of all of that, she's the guardian of the miraculous AND Ladybug, the protector of Paris.
And for the cherry on top of this turd cake, she's got two bullies running rampant trying to ruin her life because she is their main target, and the only person who can do anything about it is the boy she's in love with who thinks they should take 'the high road' leaving her to suffer on her own!
So, she needs a nap! Or sixteen.
If you agree, please continue reading for information. If not, leave! I don't care.
To make sure this goes smoothly, there are some basic rules for this.
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Latex allergy here! School is harder than you may think. If it’s just contact, that’s much easier. However, my latex allergy is airborne. So here’s some stuff I’ve gotta deal with if anyone needs for writing this:
Latex stays in the air for 3-4 days
Latex balloons are banned because of my allergy
Can’t go into classrooms with the normal rubber anti-squeaking things on the bottom of the chair, or ones with tennis balls there
Can’t use the gym or fields; it’s all possibly built with latex in/under/as part of it
People can’t really bring normal rubber bands into classes I’m in; if they need, I’ll give them special silicone ones at the start of the year or if/when needed
Rain boots are latex, so that’s...not good
I don’t think I can go to school on Halloween anymore (my allergy only went airborne in around September 2019), since so many people have latex in some way in their costumes
Believe it or not, chewing gum can have latex, so I kinda need to watch out for that at least a bit
And more!
By the way, there’s a food that I can’t eat (actually, we can’t even have it in the house because my allergy is airborne) due to my latex allergy: bananas. No, I’m not kidding. I can’t eat or really be near bananas. We can’t have them in the house.
My mom also has an airborne latex allergy, although hers is worse and has been airborne for longer. She can’t eat eggplant.
Also, please ask doctors to use non-latex gloves if at all possible during surgeries etc.! Constant contact with latex (such as having a bunch of surgeries done with latex gloves) can lead to an allergy.
Salt Alya, Lila is the one with a food allergy to tomato. Marinette as class rep has been told this. Yes she knows Lila is a liar but not going to say someone is lieing about food allergies or risk giving someone food they say their allergic to. But Alya to prove Lila doesn't lie gives her a treat that she knows that has tomato in it
I found that and it’s really interesting tbh.
This is interesting because this would be up for a bunch of Alya salt and redemption!Lila
I see it being possibly guacamole that has a little bit of tomatoes on it (bc idk what else has tomatoes that can be hidden)
Also there’s that to make it angsty probably.
Honestly Mari would be disgusted with Alya and so would everyone else.
This goes well with vegan Mari ft. Allergic to meat Chloé tbh.
reveal where mari MEANS to tell someone “bye!”
but INSTEAD
what she says is
“Bye-bye, little butterfly!”
How DARE you portray them so accurately.
a lil doodle to cheer @buginetye up bc her AU is really cool (and is also really funny)
(for reference she's carrying nino bridal style while also holding adrien piggyback)
Asdfghjkl this is my favorite thing EVER thank you so much!!!
You perfectly captured the chaos!!!!
a lil doodle to cheer @buginetye up bc her AU is really cool (and is also really funny)
(for reference she's carrying nino bridal style while also holding adrien piggyback)
@miabrown007 ma’am I owe you my life
Here’s the link!
Y’all I need help finding a fic!
(Spoilers for the fic below.)
It’s a Snekmouse fic. They find out they can change their costumes (or, well, try to see if they can), so they go to the sewers’ bathroom. Yes, the sewers from Desperada, with a locker room. They go into stalls to detransform and retransform to (try to) change their costumes and they end up kissing until a janitor comes and tells them to kiss somewhere else.
Please help!
Y’all I need help finding a fic!
(Spoilers for the fic below.)
It’s a Snekmouse fic. They find out they can change their costumes (or, well, try to see if they can), so they go to the sewers’ bathroom. Yes, the sewers from Desperada, with a locker room. They go into stalls to detransform and retransform to (try to) change their costumes and they end up kissing until a janitor comes and tells them to kiss somewhere else.
Please help!
*Nothing* before this managed to get him akumatized, but this? This is what pushes him over the edge. And you know what’s even worse? Due to the nature of the akuma...
...the costume is bee-themed.
Random things the bat kids are afraid of:
Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.
Jason: bees
Tim: slipping in the shower
Damian: Santa clause
Duke: cutting himself while shaving
Cass: hula hooping
Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode
Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it
Bruce: Bats
Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her
Okay alright so @moonlitceleste bee movie AU where the only change from the normal bee movie AUs is that Jason is VERY scared of bees.
He jumps 3 feet in the air, hits his head, and passes out for 12 hours the first time he meets Pollen.
He wouldn’t leave the covers of Mari’s bed for 3 days after he first met Chloé, aka Queen Bee. He is very scared of her.
Random things the bat kids are afraid of:
Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.
Jason: bees
Tim: slipping in the shower
Damian: Santa clause
Duke: cutting himself while shaving
Cass: hula hooping
Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode
Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it
Bruce: Bats
Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her