Damn, I Wish MY Dick Was An Eagle's Head. That Sounds Neato.

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I cannot explain to you how much more immensely fun work would be if I could play Skyrim while I was there. "But that wouldn't be work" you say, nay, I would still be working, I would just not be bored when I'm not having to talk to people. It's a small difference. But it makes all the difference.

In conclusion I want my work to provide me with a gaming setup.

Just found out I've been running my air purifier for three months with NO FUCKING FILTER IN IT. I'VE JUST BEEN STIRRING THE FUCKING DIRT AROUND IN THE AIR. I HATE IT HERE.

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW THE MIDDLE SLIDE LINES UP WITH THE BOTTOM, AND THEN MOVES AND LINES UP WITH THE TOP?!?!!? SHKSMSKSKSK I-

THE FLINTSTONES (1961)      — 2.02 “Droop Along Flintstone”

Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

I love informing people that the song "Macarena" is about a girl named Macarena who's implied to be sexually promiscuous and the reason they remember the chorus as being made up of nonsense words is because it's in fucking Spanish and they haven't heard it since they were ten. I love the look on their faces.

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I was AT WORK!!! And this lady KNOCKED ON THE DOOR!!! But I DIDN'T HEAR HER!!! Because I was TOO BUSY!!! DRAWING!!! HABIT TITTIES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

when you wake up to a mouth full of skin.

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.