What If I Don't Know Who I Am, But I'm Doing Weird Shit Anyway?

I just heard the most anguished cry of "noooooooo!" From a kid in the bathroom at my work. Should I be afraid?

Hotel California?

grocery store farmer’s market train station airport parking lot bus stop public transport hotel motel food court mall movie theater playhouse concert hall zoo aquarium museum art gallery library bookstore laundromat café bar pub restaurant place of worship university school cafeteria playground park street

Thank u 4 feeding us OP

one of my best friends IRL is the biggest simp for these two, so i did what any good friend would do and fed her

you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly

Alternate title to Soldier, Poet King, by The Oh Hellos,

Cowboy, Ninja, Viking.

Jolene

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

Not everything is about Frankenstein but it could be

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

Sibling has said terrible things to me involving Brynjolf. Please kill on sight.

Fuck