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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

went out expecting to buy some panda kings and ended up coming home with sandstones. oops

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

I got some isopods at a reptile convention yesterday 💕 they’re spiky pineapples (Cristarmadillidium muricatum) and they’re very cute. Like yes rolly poly you are soooo intimidating with your tiny little spikes. I definitely will not eat you because I feel so threatened.

I call this the create a new problem technique

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

Look at these babies.

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Just got stoned. Eating a mango. Having the time of my life